HarryLime

I kind of want to run one of those AI facebook slop accounts that tells stories of NFL quarterbacks being the most selfless people alive

It'd have videos of, like, Drew Brees rowing a lifeboat through floodwaters, and he's rescuing sad looking pets and either reuniting them with their owners or finding them new owners, it's not really clear, and then the video ends with Drew Brees marrying the pet owner for some reason

Oof, I'm sorry to hear that

I would be asleep

How are the characters on Mad Men just drinking various brown liquors during the day?

I think most people at one time or another feel like they're not good enough for one reason or another, either because they feel that they're not good looking enough, or don't have enough money, or for any reason. It can be hard not to let the self-hatred consume you. But those are only feelings- most people who find love wouldn't have done so if only the most beautiful and perfect people ever found it. You're probably not nearly as unattractive as you think you are, and if you're well-meaning and nice, then there's probably someone out there for you.

You DO deserve compassion and understanding.

How many rich and important people usually die in the space of a few months? Is this a statistically unusual period of rich person death?

Also, a bunch of them are former CEOs. What would be the point of assassinating a retired CEO?

Yes, I think all of these are a coincidence

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