HarryLime

Assuming the five languages are in addition to English:

Spanish

French

Russian

Mandarin

Japanese

I bought a head of garlic today at the grocery store, not remembering if I had any in the fridge, but when I had to use it, the cloves were totally rotten. Thank God I found a head in my fridge that was still good. But what the hell is my grocery store doing selling old rotten garlic?

I have no idea how to translate this

The Israeli army admits it struck southern Lebanon, targeting what it calls “weapons depots,” a “launcher,” and “engineering equipment used to restore militant infrastructure.”

Translation: Hezbollah rebuilt faster than Israel could erase. Bulldozers, launchers, and fortified depots, all back in place under the IDF’s nose.

Israel frames it as defense. But the truth is clear: Hezbollah’s depth, reach, and recovery capability have overwhelmed Israel’s containment strategy. You don’t bomb construction equipment unless you’re losing control of the terrain.

Put the mob in charge of Vegas again, they ran it better

I mean, Polanski can't enter the country

A big ass bowl of spaghetti

RIP Georges Niang era of the Celtics (June 2025 - August 2025)

You know my favorite old advice animal meme? Business cat. Those were funny.

I probably didn't come up with it. Maybe I did, IDK

New saying I just came up with: jokers and chokers.

You can say like "the democrats are a bunch of jokers and chokers." Or something to that effect. Say it about a group you don't think highly of.