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Forgot to shit on Chet Holmgren, but fuck he's awkward and frail as he is ugly and bad at basketball. Like if he wasn't 7 foot that Amish fuckboy looking-ass would be at a burnt-grass park selling vapes to kids.

Chet is too weak to properly do the center-position basics and is too slow and clumsy to overcompensate. Like damn at least Karl-Anthony Towns can shoot really well. When it rains it pours because OKC is garbage at passing, so Chet can't even do his on-floor alley-oops, which is the only thing he does excel at. He also gets inside his own head the most and has a piss-poor motor so prepare for him to break the hearts of everyone in the stadium at the fourth quarter.

Chet's out there not even taking space because he's just a stretched out middle school doofus.

It's actually upsetting how cruel the average person is on a subreddit called fucking r/Connecticut.

There's so much unhinged shit in the comments, but I think the most rage-inducing one is; "I believe this is called “natural consequences.”

My bussy brakes are ACHING with this banger post, fam on the gram. Sorry about the gooning I'm about to rizz fizz out my urethral meatus.

Too good

You hate Harry Potter because of its white imperialist framework.

I hate Harry Power because it's mediocre dull escapism.

But really though, little-kid me tried with this series and it just sucks. At least capeshit promises fun costumes and varied powers and gimmicks.

"As a Biden voter this is so fucking stupid. THIS is where we use the Republican’s moves against them? For his dickhead kid!? Not for the Supreme Court or pushing legislation through? Fuck, man.

Giving credence to their “Biden is corrupt” mantra and that both sides do it for their voters while solving nothing for common Americans at this really crucial time. It’s so insulting and such a bad move."

• the one non-shit comment in r/poltics about this

The DNC thinks about Jill Stein more than the actual people voting for her.

It gets even funnier (same person btw),

https://ww.reddit.com/r/fivethirtyeight/comments/1ge4bwb/trumps_dominating_the_news_again_maybe_thats_good/lu8g4fd/?context=3

I wanted to add "Liberal twink gets DEMOLISHED by 20 conservatives" but I was scared if the liberal was underage.

Politics aside this guy's content fucking sucks. Like I used to try getting into his stuff but he's such an uninteresting hack. Like I rather sit through fucking Joe Rogan somehow.

I thought the marxist translation was "yim-yum"?