GeeDubHayduke

joined 9 months ago

Elon Musk ‘took so much ketamine campaigning it damaged his bladder’ in c/[email protected]

[–] GeeDubHayduke 3 points 3 months ago

En Ketamine Veritas

Elon Musk ‘took so much ketamine campaigning it damaged his bladder’ in c/[email protected]

[–] GeeDubHayduke 6 points 3 months ago

Three rabid skunks in a pantsuit.

Sleepy Joe is on my tail! in c/[email protected]

[–] GeeDubHayduke 4 points 3 months ago

That's not sleepy Joe! It's a clone!!1!

LGBT daddy! in c/[email protected]

[–] GeeDubHayduke 20 points 3 months ago

Every single one since 2016

Trump Shares Unhinged Conspiracy Theory That Biden’s a Clone in c/[email protected]

[–] GeeDubHayduke 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Jonathan Livingston Seagull

Trump Shares Unhinged Conspiracy Theory That Biden’s a Clone in c/[email protected]

[–] GeeDubHayduke 4 points 3 months ago

Yeah, and YOU'RE A TOWEL CLONE.

MARIHUANA in c/[email protected]

[–] GeeDubHayduke 3 points 3 months ago

If you will suck my soul; i will lick your funky emotion.

Some spoons [OC] in c/[email protected]

[–] GeeDubHayduke 7 points 3 months ago

The Tick: heavy breathing intensifies

don't. do it. 🫵 in c/[email protected]

[–] GeeDubHayduke 3 points 3 months ago

Ooh. whew! That was close.

Don’t Fall For Elon Inc.’s Press Campaign in c/[email protected]

[–] GeeDubHayduke 1 points 3 months ago

SMEE? SMEE'S ME!

*Cars don't create congestion" in c/[email protected]

[–] GeeDubHayduke 1 points 3 months ago

Absolutely something a Sith would say.

*Cars don't create congestion" in c/[email protected]

[–] GeeDubHayduke 8 points 3 months ago

What's the solution after EVERY. SCHOOL. SHOOTING?

Moar guns.