GeeDubHayduke

joined 8 months ago

The White House claims California residents are in a state "of rebellion against the authority of the Government of the United States." in c/[email protected]

[–] GeeDubHayduke 6 points 2 months ago

"Mr President, i still need a quote."

"Don't let them kill me..!"

"That'll do."

BANG

What would it take to make Gemini suitable to be president of the world? in c/[email protected]

[–] GeeDubHayduke 11 points 2 months ago

A planetary population of completely gullible fuckwits that believe a fancy search engine is capable of anything beyond fevered hallucinations...

....well SHIT.

Musk Shares Footage of Trump Partying with Jeffrey Epstein as Feud Intensifies in c/[email protected]

[–] GeeDubHayduke 1 points 2 months ago

Musk: Vader is Luke's father..!

Maga: no fucking way! I don't believe it!

Everyone else: ...wait. You're serious..?

MAXIMUM POTENCY in c/[email protected]

[–] GeeDubHayduke 1 points 2 months ago

Cordyceps..?! Are we trying to get horny goat zombies? Cos that's how you get horny goat zombies.

Nervous Republicans flee Trump-Elon Musk blast radius in c/[email protected]

[–] GeeDubHayduke 4 points 2 months ago

The cockroaches scatter when a light turns on? Color me shocked.

I can ship that in c/[email protected]

[–] GeeDubHayduke 7 points 2 months ago

"I wanna see the tiny-hand man fly!"

Russia faces struggle to replace bombers lost in Ukrainian drone strikes in c/[email protected]

[–] GeeDubHayduke 2 points 2 months ago

How? Vlad gonna throw them..?

Kilmar Abrego Garcia, wrongly deported to El Salvador, brought back to U.S. to face human smuggling charges in c/[email protected]

[–] GeeDubHayduke 7 points 2 months ago

Open and shut case. Bake him away, toys.

Tankies seething about their lack of control over Lemmy, calls everyone nazis in c/[email protected]

[–] GeeDubHayduke 9 points 2 months ago

A bar. Why the long face..?

Putin facing new 'invasion' as 1m-strong antelope swarm destroys Russia's crops in c/[email protected]

[–] GeeDubHayduke 11 points 2 months ago

Sawed-off can't elope.

Bait or r*tar*ation. Call it. in c/[email protected]

[–] GeeDubHayduke 32 points 2 months ago (15 children)

Literally had someone saying that earlier today. Something along the lines of "you don't become the richest person in the world without some competency." Just ignore the fact he started on third base...

Soon in c/[email protected]

[–] GeeDubHayduke 1 points 2 months ago

Occasionally, a flashgitz ad segment is more entertaining than the actual vid.