Carlin's 2 Commandments:
Always be honest and faithful to the provider of thine nookie.
Try real fuckin' hard to not kill anyone unless they worship another invisible man than you.
GeeDubHayduke
joined 8 months ago
"Finally! A fashionable shoe for the blind earthbender."
Add Ben Stiller and Vince Vaughn to that pile. Can't stand any of 'em.
Are we talking about Jack Black, or The Rock..?
Well said. Can't stand that guy.
A fellow connoisseur of the arts.
Are we not still doing "phrasing"?!
What's the power level of them big fuckin' guns, anyway..?
So, the cops are the bugs in the scenario? The Mobile Infantry approves.
Fuck. I weep for the species.
He's eaten enough of my taxes. Throw him out of a window.
I like the South Park version:
To Harass And Annoy