GarfieldOfficial

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[–] GarfieldOfficial@hexbear.net 8 points 8 months ago (4 children)

Little meow-meows maxwell-party 🥰 please tell them I say “pspspspsps”

[–] GarfieldOfficial@hexbear.net 14 points 8 months ago

Oh yeah? Explain that to the heirloom jar of “dna” (similar to a sourdough starter) passed down to me that I literally carry everywhere

[–] GarfieldOfficial@hexbear.net 17 points 8 months ago (5 children)

Rant- tangentially related: I’m not a member of an Indigenous group, but I work in a field where the big push recently is incorporating “traditional ecological knowledge”. Holy shit, the un-deserved patience that Indigenous teachers extend to us crackers is mind boggling. Like we’re slowly using western scientific framework to “discover” knowledge, which has already been cultivated by other peoples over time, peoples that we genocided without mercy, but now that our cultural hegemony has declined so much and we’ve fucked up the balance of the ecosystem so much, we have the gall to finally “acknowledge” other knowledge systems. It even still is empty gestures until something meaningful is done with it. I’ve heard tribal elders talk about the necessity of patience, and they’re seemingly endless fonts of it, because god damn do we never get the point. Like at a recent event, an Indigenous scientist was talking about how everything is about balance, and a PhD asked how we can quantify balance. Like…1) such an effective missing of the point. 2) like fucking look outside idk- you’re a fucking climate scientist surely you’ve observed the world around you. I’m constantly feeling the need to shake and shout at my colleagues, and I’ve not been doing this nearly as long. As patronizing of a tone that crackers always take with Indigenous people, we really are just the shitty teenage nibling who insists they’re an awesome driver after wrapping their car around a tree- maybe one day we’ll be better, but I have a hard time finding faith. Anyway, that’s why I’m not a member of the Sturgeon clan.

[–] GarfieldOfficial@hexbear.net 6 points 8 months ago (1 children)

2 when I first wake, 6 about 1hr into work when mfs are testing me, 1 when I finally make it home ready to do it all again

[–] GarfieldOfficial@hexbear.net 9 points 9 months ago (1 children)

The fall didn’t actually kill him- he was just trapped in there with the lawn mower comically chasing him around for days until he collapsed from exhaustion juche-tears

[–] GarfieldOfficial@hexbear.net 26 points 9 months ago

“You think you just fell out of a coconut tree?” Apparently the answer to the author is, “yes”. Deeply unserious examination

[–] GarfieldOfficial@hexbear.net 9 points 9 months ago

More like kiesterville thicc-trump

[–] GarfieldOfficial@hexbear.net 5 points 9 months ago

Trying to upbear it twice but it keeps undoing my upbear bawllin-sad

[–] GarfieldOfficial@hexbear.net 7 points 9 months ago

Vibes vibes- vibes vibes vibes vibes- EVERYBODY

[–] GarfieldOfficial@hexbear.net 2 points 9 months ago

So fresh and so loose! honk-enraged

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