Frank

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I don't know how they could feasibly do that. Rolling tanks in to Belgium from Germany maybe?

The depravity of Europe always leaves room to surprise me but I think the EU would shut that down, and there'd be millions of people along any route the US military tried to take.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 9 months ago

We stan a goth girl in big stompy boots. 1916-2024 85,000 inch heels world is a tall place born to rock out

[–] [email protected] 18 points 9 months ago

We actually do that. Back when there was snow in the olden days ski patrols and public safety orgs would use old artillery cannons with special charges to cause controlled avalanches in high risk areas.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 9 months ago

We technically won Grenada, which proves the rule because if you have to invade fucking Grenada just to get a win you suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

[–] [email protected] 23 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Lol federal trumps my brain is melt.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Revolt and make them send in federal trumps. Do it! It would be slay!

[–] [email protected] 17 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (9 children)

Not going to do it, but one could type up a big fedbait manifesto with all the right keywords and then record the visit from the fbi or ss and show how fedposting leads to scrutiny and that the ss really does have no sense of humor and no chill, and that the threshold for getting the 'ol thumbs in cheap suits interview is quite low.

You could try convincing them to read Bandit Country about the IR during the troubles phase of the anlgo-irish war. A constant theme in the book is that people who fedposted were killed or imprisoned along with their entire cell and sometimes bystanders, and the cells that survived never talked to anyone outside the cell about operational matters. No friends, not family, not even other cell members unless they were specifically doing cool shit. If you talked you were neutralized, and that was with 30 year old signals intel technology. Even today most security services rely on snitches, informants, and sloppy talk to take people down.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Strong agree it's a bizarre prompt, both due to the distressing content and bc even a cursory understanding of the tech should tell you it can't do that.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

Yooooooooo you can get a cheap hole punch online. Get the one's you use a hammer to tap through the material and make sure to put a cutting bored under it.

Alternately you can get an awl or other spike object (not a knife) and wigge it where you need a hole until it pierces through then work the awl through the hole until it's the right size

Okay belt and shoe repair frank awayyyyyyyy!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

Trump being the harm reduction candidate because his venal anti-virtu makes him impossible to work with would be peak hellworld.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

Uhh, actually it's dropbears?

How have we never had a drop-bears bit I know we have people in bizarro britain.

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