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The Atlantic - Brace Yourself for Watery Mayo and Spiky Ice Cream. MAHA is coming for emulsifiers. in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 13 points 7 hours ago

alex-supplements "Emulsifiers?! Fuck me! Do you want to be eMuLsEd? Didn't think so. Now, fertilizers; pesticides-let's load up on those. Who doesn't want to be fertile and pest-free?"

The Atlantic - Brace Yourself for Watery Mayo and Spiky Ice Cream. MAHA is coming for emulsifiers. in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 13 points 8 hours ago

youre-laughing You're laughing? They're arming Antifa with spiky milkshakes and you're laughing?

I poured myself an ice cold glass of store brand cola today and all I could think about is poor old Chuck The Cuck Schumer withering away in a hot hospital room like a grow toy left in the sun. in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 2 points 13 hours ago

Wild caught bass in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 24 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

kelly Bass-ed

(I know, wrong pronunciation, deal with it)

Chuck Schumer hospitalized for dehydration in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 day ago

I really hope this was caused by him trying to promote Cuomo in 100 degree heat. It would be the last little chefs-kiss on Mamdani winning

"Are we coolaks? Is this Lenin, in 23?" in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

Jim Cramer solidarity Hexbear
But are the rich going to be shot?!

Big Apple 2025: Mr. Republic of Türkiye spokesman vs. If Obama really was a foreign Muslim socialist vs. Fascist paramilitary leader with toxoplasmosis vs. Liberal tulpa in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Wearing a beret and:

Old ✔
White✔
Right-winger✔

yikes-1 yikes-2 yikes-2 yikes-2 yikes-2 yikes-2 ... yikes-3

Mamdani, worse than Hitler. in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

It's going to be really funny, (if more than a little undesirable), when all this nonsense blows back on them and actual anti-Semites vote overwhelmingly for Mamdani

Read this to take 1d4 psychic damage in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 27 points 2 days ago

1D4 damage

geordi-no Magic Missile

geordi-yes Tragic Miss Lib

The Atlantic: "Why is the Brown man so Scary?" (Zohran Mamdani) in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 39 points 2 days ago (1 children)

lol, I'll give Mr. Chait a hint: it rhymes with "you're a racist, Islamophobic piece of shit trying to scare people into voting against their interests for your capitalist owners and get a sex pest elected Mayor of NYC"