EstraDoll

joined 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 14 points 4 weeks ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 15 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

cheems i'm bigender which means i'm non binary

swole-doge i'm bigender which means i'm more binary than you, nerd

[–] [email protected] 44 points 4 weeks ago (6 children)

I am so glad they went with him over the snake oil peddling Big Bang Theory Zionist whose name I can never remember

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 month ago

see, when countries do a genocide, they split all their weapons into two big piles labeled "Genocide" and "Not genocide". The latter pile is cool and we should still be adding to it but we just got to stop the genocide pile from getting bigger

[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Please, don't encourage the zionists to move somewhere en masse like that. Nothing good comes of that

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

piggy peel banana

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

playing through Omori again is giving me a craving for some Tofu tofu-cool omori-manic

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

flag-trans-pride "hey guess what nerd, you're a girl now"

me: oh no!

flag-genderfluid-pride "but wait, there's more!"

me: oh no!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

I think I should stick to less supernatural means of acquiring a GF

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (2 children)

idk, weird visions sound like a once in a transition sort of thing and idk if theirs would be one that says "you should ask estradoll out". i'd be immensely flattered if that were the case though

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 month ago (3 children)

I would say Yuan dynasty but I think that would start a massive argument

 

Coming soon at your workplace or educational facility: Dysphoria day! Where every cis person is forced to present in a way they don't agree with! Now cis people know what it's like! If you're cis on that day, you have to show up presenting as the opposite binary gender! You will be assigned a new name! You will be assigned new pronouns! You will revel in the misery for one day, just to see what trans people deal with for years of their lives, if not decades!

Advantages:

  • now cis people know how it feels

  • someone's egg is getting cracked lol

Disadvantages:

  • you can just call out

  • the extreme immorality and cruelty of it all please don't actually do this

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how tf do i call out of work. i never do this shit and i'm always terrified of doing it. i hate my job and would much rather do the thing with my friends tomorrow but i'm a terrible liar and have a deep seated need to be seen as doing good, even by my fucking b*ss. does anyone have any tips for how to do it?

 

I need to practice my cool tiger drops on someone else. My mom won't let me do it in the yard so we'll have to do it in the local park. You need to be wearing a trashy suit while we do it, you will need to provide. I need you to take some big slow swings at me while I try and counter it by tiger dropping you. It will hurt pretty bad because I have been working out but I will be paying you $25/hour for this. Serious offers only

 

fun facts: after double checking that first post, i actually realized i was trans about 15 hours after I posted that lmao

 

 
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