They'd have a hell of a time buying booze, that's for sure

:i-be-cap'n-hitler:

oh but when i cram a fistful of leaves up my ass after sex i'm "the worst tinder hookup i've ever had"

the hormone or the letter?

big fan of both tbh

LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

unfortunately, I'm not breedable, I'm readable. I have a terrible poker face and it says so much more than I ever conciously realize

been sitting here struck with the realization that boys are actually really cute and i am significantly less gay than i thought. i'm still bi but like wtf i can't stop thinking about men. i've been stuck on "damn wtf i'm into boys a lot more now" for the past like 4-5 months and still can't get over it

been on this website for almost 5 goddamn years now and the only tagline i have to show for it is me explaining riichi in a bad peter griffin impression

finally got around to doing my eyebrows and damn i did a good job i think