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Meanwhile, he's polling 5th in New Hampshire and even fellow Republicans consider his campaign an embarrassment, so spewing dingbat contrarian shit like this is basically all he has left.

That all sounds great until the GOP decides to start banning antibiotics because you should be taking ivermectin to treat your syphilis infections instead.

The pushy evangelical church down the street has the Bajoran flag

Shoot your ghost shot

I hope they make it - snow leopards seem to be in the gray area in between endangered species which humans can + will spare no expense to keep alive, like pandas and kakapo, and endangered species that are almost certainly done for, like the Vaquita and the Javan rhinoceros.

Least popular president of the last 50 years was a literal nuclear engineer, most popular one was an actor who didn't understand that the War Room in Dr. Strangelove was fake and tried to convert Gorbachev to Christianity.

"All right, you look like a future pedophile in this picture, number 1. Number 2, it doesn't even have a first name, it just says AppLovin!".

Aren't those supposed to be surprisingly tasty + a potential new industry if we can get restaurants to start serving them?

Yeah, Bribercutter has really gone downhill since the NYT acquisition

Democrats should turn it into a circus and spend the whole hearing mocking Jordan over locker rooms / Gaetz over pool boys / etc; if they end up getting kicked out of the room or even censured, they can high-five each other and laugh it off. There's no reason to treat a cheap political stunt with anything resembling respect or seriousness.

That moment in Hades when after innumerable long-ass treks through the underworld you think you've finally beaten Hades and then it turns out now you have to beat super-Hades...