Enkrod

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[–] [email protected] 50 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

You know who also owns dark clothes, goats and a pointy hat?

Esmeralda "Granny" Weatherwax!

Coincidence? I think not!

[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (6 children)

https://web.archive.org/web/20080607034052/http://www.worldnetdaily.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=56107

Spoiler: It's a humorous text

But it's... well it's something...

If I'm elected president, I will…

[...]

Bring on Donald Trump as my apprentice. When my presidential term is complete and he has obtained his black belt, or whichever comes first, he can buy the White House and of course rename it (to, what else, "The Trump House").

Create new immigration legislation: to deport all liberals (then force them to listen to Bill O' Reilly every day for five years, at which point they may return).

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

FDP macht wofür sie bezahlt wird

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Only if OP is a citizen of Israel.

But that isn't mentioned anywhere in the meme.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

I remember you! From a discussion about people being barred from voting for certain criminal offenses.

Your username is very rememberable.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago (2 children)

No, but the reason for it is one of safety, not morality:

Every bacteria, virus, fungus or other germ that can contaminate that lab and that meat is already adapted to hurt me, there is no species barrier. Nature generally abhors cannibalism because of this.

Now if you grow it in a lab, that might not be too much of a risk, but once you enter capitalist industrial production there are numerous incentives to cut corners and increase the risk of contamination.

Contamination also exists in factory farming, but at least there, there's a species barrier and the impact of that cannot be overstated.

Alternatively, you'll create a swamp of human meat factory farms that use huge amounts of antiviral, antifungal and antibiotic agents and just get soooooo much more effective in training multi-resistant germs, already adapted to human tissue.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Pasta hat mich ernährt als Portemonnaie es nicht konnte.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Is that a ukrainian cope-cage?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

Russia, over Ukraine, hand on their throat, continually punching a country that desperately tries to defend itself, red faced with rage shouting at the people standing around the fight and trying to help Ukraine from the sidelines:

"YOU DAMN WARMONGERS!" punch "ALL YOU WANT IS TO THREATEN ME!!" punch, punch crack "WHY CAN'T YOU JUST LEAVE ME ALONE?!!1!" punch

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Super Rezept, für diejenigen wie mich, die normales Suppengemüse oder Soffritto nicht essen können weil sie Möhren zwar lieben aber absolut nicht vertragen: Petersilienwurzel geht manchmal und ansonsten empfehle ich die Holy Trinity der Cajun-Küche: Gemüsepaprika, Zwiebeln und Staudensellerie. Wenn ihr das vorher schön anröstet gibt das auch eine super Grundlage

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