DontMakeMoreBabies

I was a gifted kid and I am definitely not a disappointment... Instead, I've just gotten a little sadder each time I'm promoted only to realize how low "the bar" actually is.

Our species is fucking stupid.

What a stupid take.

People got paid and dirt stayed dirt. Meh.

Someone should be spinning up the next alternative now because zero chance these tech bro 'tards manage not to fuck things up.

I like this sub - it never actually seems dull. Congrats fellow monkey! I am happy to hear that you are doing well.

Literally no idea who he is but I'll celebrate the death of a billionaire no matter who they are. Fuck that guy - glad he's dead.

Still funny.

Good thing God isn't real.

Let's blow up a fucking Chinese jet. Fuck 'em.