Dojan

That’s very strange. If they value public land so highly, why would they back the party that always aims to privatise everything?

The sentence took me way too long to parse. I read it as “shifting from a lifestyle of eating no fruits to one (fruit) including five cups a day”

“Fruits” and a volume measurement is such a strange way to word it too. Which fruits? How much is a cup? Is it a Canadian, American, or English cup? Is it maybe some other measure?

A musical buttplug sounds interesting. Would definitely listen to Toxic with that.

Because we’re all familiar with the famous Nintendo quality.

Definitely the latter while the former makes for a cute excuse. Saying “we shipped a flawed product” isn’t going to go over as well as “we’re doing this to protect our customers.”

The controller rumble isn’t continuously rumbling to a point where it is likely to cause damage.

Capsaicin trigger nociceptors, tricking the brain into believing you’ve hurt yourself. It’s not a flavour.

Oh my gods please, I want this too!

Aww I love your neighbour.

A couple of years ago it was unveiled that Denmark was spying on the rest of Europe for the US so I’m not really surprised. We’ve all got massive boners for the Americans here in the north.

This won’t last.

Well yes. You obviously still can’t say “le dollar bean” without getting nuked from orbit. YouTube is a goodly Christian corporation after all, can’t have such content.

Kissing isn’t the only thing one should do like the French.