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Well explained, my arse. Sounded like a ranting crank, I'd wager.

Being alone is awesome. Being lonely is not. Lonely is the bedfellow of sadness.

I worry about the font size he's using on the laptop.

Your foot and leg need to learn muscle memory which only comes with time, unfortunately. Alternatively, the brakes on the car you're using are goosed.

I switched to Heinz because it is much nicer than Hellman's, and still is. Trying to find another alternative.

Their chocolate is second to none.

Only one of those is a problem.

Looks fuck all like the Fantascist.

Have a look at the things Brian Blessed and Christopher Lee have done. Each is worthy of being your hero.

I'd shorten that to 'we need to ban Elon'

You sure do.