Diddlydee

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I'm not sure I could've made it any clearer.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

Witless oblong-torsoed lonely cretin.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago (3 children)

On a related note, I'd like to point out a common misheard lyric for the Eurythmics. It's 'sweet dreams are made of this' not 'these'.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 5 months ago (3 children)

What did you expect? Kittens? A diamond?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago

The Fantascist is a complete buffoon. Remember when the world used to laugh at George Bush and the silly shit he said? Bush seems like a genius compared to old shitty pants.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

This is democracy manifest. GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY PENIS!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago (3 children)

Seems like a couple of people could've done this with no need to train dogs.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

Why, oh why?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Are you going to post the joke?

[–] [email protected] 42 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (4 children)

Why? Touch and go is a maritime term recorded back in the 16th century, for the keel touching the seabed briefly without running aground.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago (1 children)

The Norn Irish ones are more potent and flavoursome in my humble opinion.

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