Diddlydee

I'm just a customer so he can sit there if he likes. Unless we're talking Joffrey as I couldn't deal with his horrid little face.

Excellent tits, no doubt, but that horrible Ben Shapiro face cancels them out.

Happy to say there are no chavs round my way, nor council flats, so none.

I'm in England and have no dollars, so the answer is 'none'.

Presumably you remember writing that angry rant we all read? You're clearly angry that anyone would have the temerity to think old TV was anything but shit soaps, and that it was all boring slop.

Maybe you don't remember as you have problems remembering plots and happenings from week to week. You're like the Memento guy, only screaming incoherently, shaking your fist at clouds.

Ashley Home Furniture who apparently own the house shaped logo? No. Go and type 'simple house-shaped logo' in your preferred search engine. There are many uses by many companies the world over.

Now's your chance, mate.

This is not huge. He is literally saying what the law says, which is exactly what you expect a prime minister to do. This isn't transphobia. This isn't bigotry. Literally.

You're blowing this completely out of proportion, and also throwing in a load of other shit that he never said anything about.

Can there actually be anything more boring than old tv?

Yes. Your insufferable attitude. Your ridiculous views of what old TV was like. Your silly anger over an imaginary thing that never was and that you clearly know nothing about.

What did I miss?

Obviously you missed hundreds of excellent shows that laid the foundations of modern tv. Obviously not everything from before your angry memory is worthless.

Love me some Art Attack.