DeathToBritain

for like a year I have tried to convince my wife we should get a cassowary. THINK ABOUT IT THO IT'D BE SICK. it's literally the most deadly living dinosaur. and also I have a special interest in birds so it's actually ableist if she won't let me get a cassowary

also... sure the cassowary is a dinosaur, but so are pigeons. please do not discount the honour of pigeons, who are just as VALID dinosaurs as a cassowary

sorry, pokemon says a small bird pecking you literally fucks you up

I usually remind her with silly phrases like bird beats weightlifter, and fire can melt steel beams

been playing through renegade platinum with my wife. she has never really played much pokemon before, but got really into competitive youtube videos. it's such a goated hack I put her onto it. at first I was hand holding a lot, especially with the odd type matchups and physical vs special; but she's doing really good now! beat the 4th gym 1st try without me doing much other than reminding her some type matchups like fairy and psychic being strong here, and her GOATed Mawile swept most of the gym with a newly evolved Staraptor holding life orb on mop up

secret mega pre pin

Pancho Villa invaded Texas to bait the US into attacking Mexico so he could rally support. would not be the first time in Mexican history

you love to see it

I have seen many of them say Trump wants protests to declare martial law and point at protestors as rioters to enact legislation, so you should actually not protest. that's how radically sofa pilled they've gotten

mossad is a woke communist DEI institution! they literally have only ever been lead by Jewish people, google it! clearly DEI position

my wife is also autistic, and so she just enjoys the infodump lmao