DayOfDoom

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Liberals don't get anything which is why the "it's not my job to educate you" retort is so common among them.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

IN THE DOJO SIMULATION

Morpheus, standing too close to Neo: You could be faster, stronger, better once you realize that perception itself is manipulated within the Matrix.

Neo: Could you tell me without spitting all over my face?

Morpheus: do you really think that's spit that's hitting you?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

I waited 366 days to post that.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Mods strangled my fucking baby (my post) in its crib like the murderers they are.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

I have to wait 12-24 hours to tell you so you'll know it's not another April Fool's joke about what disastrous occurrence happened here that changed everything forever last year.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (4 children)

After what happened last year, we're not fucking around.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago

Since the 2020 woke-o-caust happened.

[–] [email protected] 130 points 1 year ago (14 children)

kouji71 622 points 3 hours ago
Look at her post history. He's been abusive since they started dating when he was 27 and she was 18...

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (7 children)

I tried publicly messaging dating proposals (on both knees, as per tradition) to every confirmed woman on Hexbear. Didn't work. Did the same for every non-confirmed woman or user with feminine-sounding user name. Didn't work. Tried making a sockpuppet account that I'd use as a "is this man bothering you ma'am" ploy amidst this, which almost worked but as soon as I DMed them from that account they somehow immediately recognized my posting style from the love screeds I'd send them (it's beyond love bombing, I'm a love terrorist and I'm detonating the vest). Got banned from all the Lemmies, so I can't do it there. Reddit is all neolibs whomst I won't even touch.

Also, no one fucking masks and everyone listens to lame shit.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Yeah, actually. Defintely sometime at the end of 2020, I think. Maybe it was New Years eve.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

You've merely posted from the rant zone. I was born in the rant zone. Molded by it. I didn't speak coherently until I was already a man. By then it was nothing to me but mundane nonsense!

 
 

One of the worst fictional things I've seen in awhile. Would be nice if I didn't have to see stuff like this when I want to prettify a thing I have.

 

...working this morning.

Gunna' ride this high for like 2 hours before I crash back into the despair of being. And yes, the first game I tested on it was in fact the well-known, internationally-beloved classic AirGrave. Second game tested, as shown here, was Clocktower.

Also, pretty sure the mods are putting all the daily mega-threads intentionally in the em_poc comm because they know I'm banned there and hope to limit my anti-mod resistance. But I might have a solution for that...

 

Sonically what it feels to be me minus the praising of the christian god.

 
 

ting a no and now I want to CW myself.

 

I could have stopped this but all of you made fun of me and now my wife might be dead. I can't tell if the smelling salts aren't working because she's dead or if she's acquired scent-tolerance from huffing too much candle.

 

She says she's merely sniffing, like everybody does with candles, but I can tell she's getting high because she smiles like an asshole for like 5 minutes after doing this and stares into space.

 

apped my hand and told me not to go through other people's garbage. Which, yeah, but THERE'S AN ENTIRE NINTENDO 64 IN THERE. Weirder yet, I kept saying this and she wouldn't acknowledge it and kept reiterating that whatever's in the garbage, unless it's a Christmas-born baby like in Tokyo Godfathers, I shouldn't. Also talked about her strangely extensive knowledge concerning the laws here surrounding garbage, public property, expectations of privacy, etc.

So this relationship is ruined and I might as well bide my time until I meet someone else who's not throwing away classic gaming consoles. Anyway, I got the Nintendo 64 here at home and it's covered in some kind of hardened crimson liquid and the corner's slightly cracked but otherwise it seems to work fine.

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