DayOfDoom

joined 4 years ago
[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago

Wish I had a GF to work me up unto a lather.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago

Friends, I quit the DND campaign.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago

I don't care if she's a rich vegan communist who burns down churches and carries me everywhere with a rockin' bod'. Don't care. Give me the girl from Dinner In America but let her be named Erika (with a K, specifically) and I'll finally be content in this nominally hideous world.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I asked her before and she said she'd consider changing it to Prudence, which is even worse.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago (3 children)

How do I get my partner to change her hideous name to something beautiful? I refuse to betroth myself to a Brenda.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

Literally sugar

[–] [email protected] 51 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Ask him to link the chinese government page.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago

But if they give in, know this: It will only embolden me to greater demands.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I keep telling people mugs suck ass. Only use glass drink containers. But no one listens.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

Seriously. What are the doing with these big-ass pillows? I took a memory foam pillow and cut it in half so it's half as thick/thin and put each in a separate pillow case. Now I can slide the top one forward and create like a gentle ramp and adjust it based on how far forward I slide it.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 years ago

They have stolen another thing from me.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 2 years ago

I thought I was on your side . . .

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