DADDYCHILL

you will never die in revolutionary violence. you are not a threat to national security. your politics only advance the status quo. every action you take only jeopardizes real leftist movements further. that coffee you drank resulted in the deaths of 11 elite farc operatives in the jungles of columbia. you will not stand on a burning police car waving the trans flag while shouting into a microphone. you will not try to grab the gun of the police officer inside the 7/11 at 3 am. you will not write a poorly worded manifesto and post it online to have it be laughed at and your face immortalized into what the kids call a soyjack. you will die in relative obscurity from an automobile accident after hotboxing your car while driving down the highway in the middle of the night without your lights on. your car will swerve into a lake and will never be uncovered. your friends and family assumed you ran with some bad hombres from a site called hexbear. they will beg the police to follow through on investigating this website and uncover a web of conspiracies. the police will assume that you were kidnapped by a group of radical transgender feminist russian nationalist communist muslim black activists and presumably did a jonestown in the woods somewhere under the weight of your beliefs contradictions. once you are declared legally dead the last though anyone will ever ponder of you. of you your name. of your very being. will be. why is there a my little pony figurine drenched in cum inside a glass jar in this box of clothing donated to goodwill?

treats are the luxuries marx talked about ending the production of, but back then there wasnt really a consumer class that we have now, most of the luxuries were consumed by the upper classes, and what little luxuries the lower classes consumed, mainly alcohol, didnt account for much production.

so the problem is now, we got a large proletarian base enjoying nice thing, ie treats, as well as the still small upper class buying a shitlload of treats, so much treats they can never uses, yachts, jets, mcmansions, ferraris, while those are treats, treat discourse is entirely aimed at reducing the consumption of the proletariat consumers because we are a bunch of bourgeoisie communists living in brooklyn brownstones off our daddys allowances making podcasts with a alleged sex offender.

we want to abolish treats because treat production is literally killing the planet, but we want to consume the treats and will justify our consumption as being necessary because we are very important communist thinkers, we are massive hypocrites and do not do what we preach. we often bring up the concept of malthusianism, which we think is total bunk, with communism resources can be distributed to everyone evenly and a small portion can be siphoned off by high ranking party members to do blow on a private island.

the earth has a carrying capacity of 40 billion people if if we force 39,999,999,000 of them to live in giant archologies, basically massive buildings that can support millions of people inside through green energy and recycling without needing outside resources. basically we want people to like eat recycled poop to save the environment. we want them to live without even a toothbrush, no medical care, clothing, they all sleep on the floor in a communal sleeping room, and the vocal police kill anyone who has sex because nice things are treats, except when i consume them, because i am the ceo of communism.

some cool people even say breathing air is a treat, living is a treat. we think even basic necessities for human survival are treats because we are fucking insane and we created an entire political theory by doing a revisionism on a single paragraph in the communist manifesto.

and that, our federated comrades, is treat theory, please donate all your money to hasan piker and feel bad about that coffee you bought this morning you are literally hitler and satan combined for buying a cup of coffee. but you know im not. you would understand why if you read this whole fucking post, why would you read this instead of doing praxis? YOU ARENT DOING COMMUNISM HARD ENOUGH.

im not usually so insecure about my height but having to walk through several busloads of kids to get to my job today and not a single one of them being shorter than me hurt my ego. are they feeding these kids growth hormones? why are there six foot middle schoolers?

any other short people here feel my pain?