Commiejones

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[–] Commiejones@hexbear.net 2 points 6 months ago (2 children)

ok but... Ukrainian military "recruiters? "

[–] Commiejones@hexbear.net 8 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Because the shareholders aren't worth the extra cost associated with renting the more luxurious conference room.

[–] Commiejones@hexbear.net 9 points 6 months ago

Luigi is not The Guy. Do you really want to let that brain wormed loser to take the credit for the most based act to happen in america since 9/11? He is a patsy. I don't care how much "evidence" you think you have it is all tainted by the fact that the cops have told it to you. He is just a facet of the coverup to hide the incompetence of the nypd, fbi, homeland security, private security et al. Every bit of sensational coverage just makes this more obvious. There is no evidence I am willing to accept that The Guy was caught. It is an Unfalsifiable Orthodoxy and I like it that way.

[–] Commiejones@hexbear.net 9 points 6 months ago

The only correct response is to deny that Luigi is The Guy. Fuck Luigi. God damned fed boot licking scumbag is willing to give up his life for their lie and I hope he has the worst possible time in prison. The 3 letter agencies have created patsies before. They always lie and plant evidence. Luigi is not the guy, its an unfalsifiable Orthodoxy embrace it.

The real story that the feds wont tell you.The Guy was a fucking hero. He killed that ceo scum. He hopped on his bike, rode into central park, Changed his clothes and walked out of there looking like a tourist. He caught a plane home. He went back to his lover's grave and told them he avenged them. He sat down and felt more alone than even the moment they had died from an illness that should have been covered by their insurance. He wept for hours for because he now knew there was nothing to hold his lover to this world but he was wrong.

He was about to pass out from the exhaustion of weeping. Unbidden came the memory of their home, a "fixer-uper," the only thing they "could" afford, it was gone, eaten by medical bills, in its place there was a 4 story neo-brutalist apartment building. The whole neighbourhood was gone. He remembered the day they finally took possession of the house. He carried them over the threshold half ironically but half as a desperate plea for mercy from the reactionary ideals they offended. He set them down to the sound of creaking floorboards. "there is still so much to do." Their voice had spoken these words softly with wearied resolution at the time but now they rang in his head with defiance and anger, "THERE IS STILL SO MUCH TO DO" The Guy did have more to do. He had gotten away with it this time. The one most responsible for their death was dead but there were more CEOs and and entire world geared towards making more CEOs to replace any that might fall.

He looked down at his hands they were red with blood. He blinked and another drop of blood fell from his eyes. Yes He would soak his hands in blood, the blood of the capitalists will fall like rain. The tears of all the exploited and cheated masses would be matched by the blood of the rich. but first he would need to organize likeminded people, he needed to read more theory, he needed to let his dead love go and devote himself fully to the revolution.

[–] Commiejones@hexbear.net 3 points 6 months ago

Me: "anyone know what time it is?"
Hexbear:checks watch "Dragons"

[–] Commiejones@hexbear.net 2 points 6 months ago

words to live by

[–] Commiejones@hexbear.net 7 points 6 months ago (3 children)

Happy news everyone! "Slowpoke" isn't a racist ableist or otherwise bigoted term!

[–] Commiejones@hexbear.net 2 points 6 months ago

early youtube was a strange and interesting place. wish there was a way to search only the stuff from before 2010.

[–] Commiejones@hexbear.net 3 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I vaguely remember it was fruity and carbonated

1/2 a shot Kalua (to make it haunted.) 1 shot vodka (to make it a cosmonaut) 1/2 triple sec, and soda.

[–] Commiejones@hexbear.net 3 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Really interesting. That pattern looks fucking cool. You are going to make someone really happy with that belt.

[–] Commiejones@hexbear.net 1 points 6 months ago

Some times the only way to win is to laugh at the absurdity of suffering. We could all just be grillin and chillin but Pandora had to open the stupid fucking box.

[–] Commiejones@hexbear.net 3 points 6 months ago

Join an org so you'll die poor and sad with your comrades?

 

Toss up between here and C\badposting

 

Friction. Why cant we all just glide around without our forces being exerted on one another?

 

You know cuz its about the Starks getting wrecked.

 

Turning @hexaflexagonbear 's post in the general mega into a community event. Post your AI (or otherwise) generated pictures of "Rosie O'donald Trump"

 

I did and I already feel better! Go shit out your doo-doo ass!

 

Kamala Harris -> Kopmalla -> Mall Cop-> Paul Blart

 

Yall should probably listen to more Stacy Q It is equal parts cringe lyrics and solid 90s electro-pop

 

 

and no body text at pride either!

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submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by Commiejones@hexbear.net to c/games@hexbear.net
 

Just randomly came across this quest in my latest playthrough and its spectacular. If you are gonna do a Morrowind playthrough put this in your list but do yourself a favor and ditch the boots of blinding speed.

 

The tomato house is picking up speed. In the next week it'll get past the tipping point where it is producing more than we want to eat. The yellow ones have a really lemony flavor and the darker ones have a deep umami flavor to them.

The funny shaped one in the middle is a random cross breed that came up on its own in the garden last year. It will be the starting point for our personal breed they are really sweet, fleshy, and have a good crunch to them. There is only the one in the picture because I keep eating them as soon as they are ready.

 

Just a little tigerella with some black opal basil. I'm waiting till the grow house is really popping before posting pictures of the whole thing.

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