ChapoKrautHaus

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[–] [email protected] 42 points 1 year ago

Federation gave us many taglines

[–] [email protected] 51 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Pointing out the bill of the hat, the Snopes article then accused the construction worker of being the one wearing the hard hat wrong, rather than that Biden wore the hardhat backwards as shown in the photos of him wearing it backwards.

Fact-checking in a nutshell kelly

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 year ago

So the first lander crashed because software assumed landing hover mode while the lander was still 500m above surface, and the second lander landed upside down? Very baka moon landing attempts, sensei.

[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 year ago (7 children)

Does anyone even remember the hype around Diablo 4? That was barely 7 months ago lol

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

As soon as the kiss is over, a team of Ukrainian patriots enters the building and mobilizes you forcefully for the spring 2025 counteroffensive. As you're dragged away to a black van, you imagine hearing Joe Biden laughing in the distance.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

YES

I distinctly remember walking past that building - back then I was a huge lib - and thinking "oh wow this looks like THE most 70s building ever... wait what does the plaque say over there? Embassy of the DPRK? What's that?"

[–] [email protected] 48 points 1 year ago (5 children)

Hot take: The border fuckery is preventing Genocide Joe from starting a desastrous war in Iran right now, we must give critical support to Gred Abode and the Texas Oblast

[–] [email protected] 48 points 1 year ago (3 children)

No brakes on this train, Mr. President!

[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 year ago (3 children)

When you're 42 and broke and have to move in with your parents again soon... and your parents are Joe and Jill Biden:

zelensky-pain

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Seemed… informative, but I promptly closed that window. No thank you, Alexander.

You are weak and not fit to serve in the revolutionary avonguearde. As a real hexbear newshead I watch almost every episode, only breaks allowed when I'm sick or something.

You should start listening daily ASAP, it will also clear all sexual urges from your bourgeuois body as well.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (2 children)

New Hampshire? What happened to the Old Hampshire?

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