Catatafish

Railroad Crossing, look out for the cars. Can you spell that, without any R's?

there is a room with just one door and no windows a man walks in and walks out wen he has laft only water, broken glaas and romeo and juliet lying dead on the ground. how did they die ?

Dont say that word. You know that word. I bet you are already saying it. Stop IT! O well you already lost the game. THe word is...

were do you go to fing your favorite dogs mountion and your dogs name is rocky

What happens once in a moment, once in a second, twice in a millennium, but never in a life time.

What has to be broken before it can be used?

the is a sailor three ladies. a Fox, Chicken and corn. they want the animals and corn to go over the other side to their friends. but the sailor can boat can only bring two person at atime the sailor and some one else. if he brings the Fox the chicken will eat the corn. if he brings the corn the Fox will eat the chicken. how will he get the across the river?

if two babies were born at the same time the same hour the same day the same week the same year the same decade the same millenium how can they not be twins.

what has 18 legs and ctches flies?

What did the p.e teacher say to the fat kid?

There are two doors with faces on them. One door always tells the truth, and one door always lies. Also, one door leads to heaven and one to hell. You do not know which one is which or where each leads. You can only ask one door one single question to find out which door leads to heaven. But remember, you don't know if it is lying or not. What is the question?

What is greater than God? Worse than the devil The poor has it The rich need it What am I?