Oh no, they’re getting desperate
Caketaco
joined 2 years ago
Phones should have FM radio not as an emergency feature, but as a method of banging out the tunes. I wanna jam out at a campsite with no downloaded music and no cell service.
People who say “dead chat” are the dirt beneath my feet. Oh? Really? The chat is dead? Thanks for letting me know! I’m sure this acknowledgment will sprout life back into the chat at once.
Saying “dead chat” is a waste of metaphorical oxygen. You want to revive chat? Bring up how your bathroom has mold, that you got your sister pregnant, send a meme, send ANYTHING but “dead chat.” It does nothing but waste notifications and time.
I know I’m making a mountain out of a molehill, but I’ll die on that molehill.
“That’s Bwuh.”
“Huh?”
“No. Wrong.”
Activating my kritzkrieg so I can get guarantied crits on my gender
I remember hearing that either the Navy or Marines had rampant gay sex. If I can get that through torrenting, I’m in.
I am terrified thinking about how many pilots or aircraft engineers zerk off to aeromorph porn. There is too much plane porn online, some of you people are lying about being innocent.
Marge absolutely going ham on Homer in the banner ad while I’m trying to zerk it to family-friendly incest porn :/
“I anxiously await your unboxing video,” he wrote.
Lmao
I will never back down from the death hill of “SHIFT is run, CTRL is crouch.” I don’t care what Minecraft’s defaults say, every other game I’ve played has had it this way.
Would For both
“Oh god! Our house is living right next to a source of renewable energy! The horrors! People will gawk at the unsightly solar panels!”
Nah man I’m just happy renewable energy is growing. Coat my house in windmills and panels, baby. Turn that shit into a functional aesthetic.