ButtBidet

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[–] [email protected] 36 points 3 weeks ago

I promise I will block this sub from my recommendations and stop posting about them. I just need a little bit more self-esteem.

Lol it's fine. This is the place to vent about this sort of thing.

[–] [email protected] 36 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Me, a 43 year old man, saw my small child having fun with a toy that doesn't have hentai boobies.

I went inside my bedroom, closed the door, and cried for two hours over the broken state of the world.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 3 weeks ago

Mediocre older white guy here: you're literally attacking my entire personality.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago

I hated Doyle's death scene. He runs out to confront zombies and die while the young people literally stare at the whole event, the young women/girls cry intensely after. Sure 10 year old me would eat that shit up. But god in 2025 I want less white dude military super heroes.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago

Federal agent here: don't worry, we already have your full names and addresses tied to every social media account you make. Please comply with the new rules and send us a copy of your government id.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 3 weeks ago

NTA. when she starts contributing to her share of household bills, she can start having a say in how decisions are made.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

Not combining them directly in your liver via a catheter tube just seems like a lack of commitment on your part.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago

I don’t leave the house without my five-pound canister of chocolate banana cinnamon roll whey protein powder that I snort when there’s a lull in conversations. I can already hear you whining, “The protein powder burns when I snort it.” Okay, well, nothing is stopping you from administering it rectally, except for your bad attitude.

this do better

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Disappointed af this is happening in Ireland. I thought they would be better.

Obligatory Father Ted clip.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

The sad part is that you need to eat 18 cans of legumes an hour in order to get enough protein. This is the only way malnourished vegoons can survive.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago

I'm disappointed you don't inject complex proteins into your veins. How the fcuk do you even expect to get gains?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

Space vs time complexity

 

I'm scared of posting too many details for fear of self doxing. But I am that guy who N95s indoors everywhere. I never unmask except in front of my partner, who also is careful. I put HEPA filters in my classroom. I also avoid unnecessary indoor activities, like cinemas, gyms and indoor sports. If there's an interesting event but there's no ventilation and no one is masking, I'll give it a pass.

There's been some positives. I'm way more self confident than I used to be, knowing deeply how shitty and ignorant the average normie is. I used to always second guess myself, and now I don't. I also spend way less money, as I don't dine nor holiday. COVID pushed me far into tankie territory, and opened my mind into better understating patriarchy and white supremacy.

Also ya, I don't get sick ever.

However, I'm such a different person today. I'm not the sweet chatty person I was in 2019. I had an almost femme twang in my voice back then, and now I'm just a ragged pissed off uncle.

One huge disadvantage is that I'm such a media consuming person. Pre covid, I'd avoid TV and games. Now it's all I do. I've become the kind of person that needs someone on in order to eat or sleep. I used to fucking hate these people, and now I've become that person.

The other huge problem is that my work productivity is way lower. I used to finish everything up in a coffee shop, now obviously I can't do that. I can definitely do more in my job and in my org. I regret that I've become, honestly, maybe a bit lazy.

 
 

"Hey so you and me have known each other for a long time. We've spent a lot of time together these past few months."

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"I just really enjoy the time we spend together"

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"Ya like good 'friends'"

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"Yes, like really good 'friends'"

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"I just wanted you to know how much that time together meant to me"

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"Oh yes, we're good 'activity partners'. But there's something more that I needed you to know. Like I think we should change what we do."

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"Oh no! I still want to go bowling with you. That can stay. But maybe we can do more than just bowling."

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"Sure, karaoke bowl sounds great! But maybe something else aside from bowling."

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"No you're a great bowler.

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"No I swear, I have no problem with your bowling!"

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"It's just that..... I just feel really good when you're around. I just feel very comfortable"

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"I'm glad that I make you feel relaxed as well. Maybe we should try to have that feeling more?"

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"Ya we could try to include more people to get them to also feel relaxed. I guess that I meant just you and me.

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"Ya sure, I try to meet other people and enjoy their company as well. But what if we 'leveled up' our status a bit?"

[I ran out of motivation. Where does this convo go. Please continue in the comments]

 

So for the past 3 years this liberal snake of a dude has been a thorn in my side. I wish I could tell the stories of all the shit that he's done, but really I don't want to connect my Wikipedia and Hexbear identities. FINALLY the editors from all the different topics came together in an admin page to get him banned for good. All his evil shit that I've been complaining about has come to light.

BUT I've been reading with glee the admin case against him over and over. Ya it's cathartic, but also a huge waste of time. Come on ButtBidet, you can do better things with your time. Wikipedia is a massive time suck, like electoralism it feels fair so that we waste our organising energies.

Btw, there's a huge campism thing going on in Wikipedia, where lib editors stand up for lib editors, and chud editors defend other chud editors. Not surprisingly, tankies are openly ignored and quietly disrespected at every turn,

 

The church would be standing room only. And mum would be all annoyed and go "tfft, why don't they come the rest of the year". And baby me would think "fucking fake Catholics".

Also remembering the time my 9 year old brother got drunk on eggnog and shout-whispered "WOW I'M SO DRUNK" to me in church.

My mum is still judging you if you don't go to church, btw.

 

Nooooooo!!!

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submitted 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
 

Hi, I'm a Men's Rights Activist (MRA). My alarm goes off at 7am. I'll hit the snooze button too many times, since I was online till late last night. This will make me late for work. How could my ex gf do this to me??

I'll put some toast in the toaster, and then go take a shower. By the time I'm out of the shower, the toast is burnt yet cold. As we all know, the toaster was invented by feminists. Damn you feminists! maddened

I'll jump in my Ford F150 to get to work. The drive to work to slow because the thin 5 lanes aren't enough to get people to their destination during rush hour traffic. This is because liberal women have always been in charge of designing the transportation network. Ugh women!

I get to work, and this is where my activism begins. I log into reddit, and try to educate the masses on how climate change and deforestation are the result of a cabal of feminists controlling the CO2 levels in our atmosphere. The women colleague are all hard at work doing their job. They don't realise what an important service I'm doing.

My bossss, a women!, calls me into her office. She says that my productivity is the lowest in the office. This is such an obvious example of how women control everything. All positions of power in this world are filled by women.

I get home, make dinner, and the food tastes like shit. Women invented food and bad food is entirely their fault. I open up Tinder and swipe right for literally all the profiles. Despite my honest bio about how no woman will control me and picture of me holding a fish, no woman wants an real guy like me. I open up X dot com, and finally I feel like I'm home. That Elon Musk guy really speaks to me. He's so smart and humble and edgy with all the memes he posts. But then the internet goes out because I forgot to pay Comcast. Damn you mum for not reminding me!

(OOC: I've met a lot of IRL MRAs, and indeed they really do blame women for everything)

 

SorosFootSoldier, Dirt_Owl, and GalaxyBrain will live forever. Not sure about lurker_69 though.

 

I still see blue checks in Twitter that need to reply with "*you're" kinda bullshit. I do reread some of my posts and I see them littered with mobile edits or just bullshit language that only made sense to my brain at 2am. Thanks everybody for being chill about language. I still (wrongly) imagine that I'm very good with writing, and seeing my own writing some time after it's been published is a nice kick of humility.

 

You ask think you're so smart with your theory. But why bother fighting when you're not fighting with the real people controlling everything. Take, for instance, ask the things that the illuminati have under their direct rule:

  1. the post office
  2. water florination
  3. Hollywood movies and Tom Nicholas uploads
  4. Etsy
  5. redacted
  6. Cadbury sweets
  7. The mods of c/slop
  8. Red Scare Pod
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