BradleyUffner

As a childless man, they will have to pry my work from home out of my cold, lots of free time having hands.

Tell that to their handcuffs and guns.

Only because doing that will force you to buy a new phone.

I was using it two decades ago.

As an American in his mid 40s, I can say that I've never once had alcohol on a first date

Thank them for coming out to support your cause.

Investigating statistical anomalies is fine. Stating "she won" and claiming the election was rigged, as if it were a fact, without proof, is not.

When they are already looking for an excuse to do it.

Just say "no" to conspiracy theories kids.

The world has had punitive justice systems for hundreds of years. It doesn't work. The countries trying restorative and rehabilitative justice systems are seeing amazing results.

What else would you call them?

I think it's mostly the boobies.