AssaultRifle15

joined 4 years ago
[–] [email protected] 56 points 2 years ago (1 children)

We're just too cute. They're trying to brush up on the written works of Mao Tse Tung, but every time they look up from their book and see us smile they get lost in our eyes.

[–] [email protected] 64 points 2 years ago (3 children)

I second that motion. Those guys are just the worst.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

I would punch JFK in the face right as he's getting shot so it looks like I hit him so hard that his head exploded.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Who could have known that indiscriminate air strikes and kidnapping random 'military-age men' wouldn't lead to Iraqis adopting Western values? Clearly the problem must have been that the Coalition of the Willing didn't destroy enough key infrastructure.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I don't know if it's still easy to get your hands on, but have you tried salvia? The high's pretty short, so it's a very efficient way to experience ego death if you haven't yet.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 years ago

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Why can't I watch this on my desktop? Why does YouTube keep making itself worse?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 years ago

Does a riding mower count as a tool?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 years ago (1 children)

What if your testicles were in your buttcheeks and they scaled up to the size of your buttcheeks and your scrotum was just an empty sack that flapped in the wind?

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