I second that motion. Those guys are just the worst.
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I would punch JFK in the face right as he's getting shot so it looks like I hit him so hard that his head exploded.
Who could have known that indiscriminate air strikes and kidnapping random 'military-age men' wouldn't lead to Iraqis adopting Western values? Clearly the problem must have been that the Coalition of the Willing didn't destroy enough key infrastructure.
I don't know if it's still easy to get your hands on, but have you tried salvia? The high's pretty short, so it's a very efficient way to experience ego death if you haven't yet.
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Why can't I watch this on my desktop? Why does YouTube keep making itself worse?
Does a riding mower count as a tool?
What if your testicles were in your buttcheeks and they scaled up to the size of your buttcheeks and your scrotum was just an empty sack that flapped in the wind?
We're just too cute. They're trying to brush up on the written works of Mao Tse Tung, but every time they look up from their book and see us smile they get lost in our eyes.