AssaultRifle15
😬 THIS IS MY FRIENDLY FACE
A sugary tortilla is not a pancake, it doesn't matter if you give it a goofy French name. Cakes have girth.
A girl I was seeing asked me what I liked about her and I drew a complete blank. There was plenty to like about her, but when put on the spot I couldn't think of a single thing to say. I don't blame her for leaving me not too long after that.
As long as it's an indoor child. If you let your kid outside it's just going to end up killing a ton of birds.
You can see the dino-ancestry of birds if you look at a chicken's feet.
It's cruel to kill all the outdoor cats, you're depriving the coyotes of a valuable food source.
Marxist-Leninist-Maoist-Centre
"I don't really know how to describe my politics, I guess I'm just kind of a centrist."
Running for president when you know you don't have any chance seems like the shitposter's dream. You have an enormous platform where you can just say what the fuck ever and you know you won't ever have to follow up on any of it.
I'm liking it so far, it's pretty educational given that I know next to nothing about Japanese prisons. Horrific situations that are thinly coated over with cuteness are my jam, but I get why some people might think it's tasteless. If it's making you miserable, don't read the notes in chapter 3 about 'reflection rooms'.
I'm pretty sure I'd make a pretty bang-up pet psychic. I'm good with reading the body language of most legal house pets, and telling people what they want to hear. I think I could offer genuinely good advice enough times that I could justify what I'm doing and how much I'm charging for it.
I picked up a previously loved copy of The Holy Scriptures today because I want to know what the big deal is. For some reason I was expecting it to be a lot smaller. Before diving into all 1624 pages, I was wondering if there's a recommended approach to reading the text in full. Is there a particular order to chapters/books that's better, or some stuff that can be skipped or skimmed over? Are there any particularly spicy bits I should focus on?
Everyone's always talking about how shoddy it is and how your cabinets will disintegrate if they go through any kind of stress, but all my cheap-ass furniture with a piece or two missing is still going strong after nearly a decade a use. Maybe I'm just lucky and it really is all crap, but I can't shake the feeling that the reason people shit on Ikea is because it's inexpensive.
Most wacky conspiracy theories manage to survive by being impossible to either prove or disprove, but Sovereign Citizens love filming themselves trying to talk their way out of being arrested or charged and subsequently eating shit. All the conspiracists these days are downloading their beliefs from YouTube and going wherever the algorithm takes them, so anyone looking at information on Sovereign Citizenery is also seeing the videos of people trying to put it into action and failing miserably.
How do people convince themselves that this is real when there are so many videos of people with similarly melted brains proving that this absolutely never works? I'm genuinely curious about what the rationale is. Do they think all the videos of judges telling Sovereign Citizens to shut the fuck up are fake, or that they didn't follow the script closely enough?
Original 1930's ad on the left, recreation from a Libcom.org user on the right.
Awful, awful trash. If I see it in a recipe I disregard it entirely because clearly the author has defective taste buds and cannot be trusted. Don't hate me for being right.
Replace them with someone who more or less fills the same social niche. Your heart is a callous bastard and will completely overwrite all that worn-out nostalgia with memories of the new hotness. It's pretty awful in the abstract, but I've found that the only reliable to get over somebody is to make them redundant.