AssaultRifle15

joined 4 years ago
[–] [email protected] 28 points 2 years ago

It makes my heart glad that all the innocent lambs were able to come together to shank the big bad wolf.

[–] [email protected] 98 points 2 years ago (19 children)

Blackface and redface at the same time- that's some very efficient racism.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Honestly that's a pretty decent visual joke, but from a re-election standpoint he probably shouldn't be drawing attention to how he's old as fuck.

[–] [email protected] 42 points 2 years ago (5 children)

Oh, you think the bombardment of Gaza is bad? What if it was happening under a president that handled the situation exactly the same but didn't kind-of-sort-of pretend to feel bad about it? Does that sound like the kind of world you want to live in?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

I like the Super S on the bottom half, real 90s chic.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I use a browser and Notepad and that's pretty much all I do on my PC. I do so little with it that learning how to use a new operating system seems far more effort than it's worth.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

Buying speed from a dealer who was advertising on Craigslist. It all went fine, but that doesn't stop it from being a bad idea.

 
 

Ḥanukkah's probably not going to be much fun this year, but it's mostly just me and a bunch of cousins so I don't really care if they yell at me. We never really talk politics so maybe they'll actually turn out to be cool, who knows.

[–] [email protected] 37 points 2 years ago (5 children)

If your nihilism doesn't make you happy, you're doing it wrong. The absence of meaning should be a liberating factor, not a limiting one. It's actually dope as fuck that there's no greater purpose to your life, you can never fail as a person when there's no standard you feel you have to meet.

 

I gave him a warm bowl of my piss to drink at least twice a week, and this is how he repays me? Some people are just fundamentally uncivilized.

 
[–] [email protected] 43 points 2 years ago (7 children)

They're 16 years old. It's perfectly natural to be a complete idiot when you're a child. I was a bog-standard libertarian at their age, there's still plenty of time to turn around.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 years ago (11 children)

A lot of bougies are building their doomsday bunkers in New Zealand, so based on that alone I'd guess NZ is safe. Then again, if the wealthy are good at anything it's being very confidently wrong, so maybe not.

[–] [email protected] 51 points 2 years ago

Don't worry, things can and will get much, much, much worse. Most Americans have a roof over their heads, plenty of corn syrup to fill their bellies and enough treats to keep themselves occupied. The US is definitely declining, but an outright collapse is still very far away.

 

Fucking frog thinks he can tell me what to think.

 

When we get popular enough to start inspiring feature-length porn parodies, we'll get stuck with a bullshit title like 'Hexbear: A XXX Parody' when 'Sexbear' or 'Hexxxbear' are right there.

 

I've got long, wavy hair that I'm trying to figure out what to do with. I already had my manbun phase nearly a decade ago, and settling for a plain, unadorned ponytail is more than a bit gauche. I've been thinking of putting a nice silk ribbon in there, but I'm worried that instead of looking like a modern man who doesn't feel threatened by wearing traditionally feminine accessories, that I'll instead just look like some sort of colonial re-enactor. I'm trying to find examples of manly men with hair ribbons and I'm coming up with absolutely nothing. Does anyone have suggestions for what I should be going for?

 

I've been thinking about the steady increase of porno involving siblings, parents, or some sort of parental substitute (sexy teacher, lascivious nanny, etc). I'm convinced that this is the result of further atomization under capitalism. As social relations and active participation in community continue to degrade, essentially the only people you will have any sort of meaningful connection to will be your immediate family.

If you're lucky you picked up some friends at school and got along well with your co-workers, but it's very likely that you have no emotional ties or experienced any sort of physicality with anybody outside of who you grew up with. Of course you're going to end up horny for Daddy when everyone outside of the nuclear family is basically an alien that you're incapable of feeling any sort of connection to.

Somebody's probably thought about this more than I have, but I don't feel like I'm off-base in saying that incest increases in popularity as everyone's social circles continue to contract. Or maybe Freud was right and people have always wanted to fuck their moms, I don't know.

 
 
 

I'm not trying to be an asshole here. I'm sure I would love to gaze upon the Presence and Glory of God for, say, 1,000,000 years or so, but nothing stays exciting forever. How do I politely tell God that I want to go for that Buddhist final death thing?

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