Amputret

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[–] Amputret 18 points 2 months ago
[–] Amputret 16 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I work in a tiny office right next to my manager who leg bounces, hand flaps, is heavy-handed on his keyboard, and externalises his thoughts all the time. But when ever I leg bounce he’ll let me know how distracting it is.

I’m so close to a HR incident I swear to god.

[–] Amputret 5 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (3 children)

Is it supposed to be a kaiju Jesus on the horizon, or a hovering normal-sized Jesus joining in the fun? 🤔

[–] Amputret 4 points 2 months ago

Ah, it got me 😅

[–] Amputret 0 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Maybe so. But righties make trash.

[–] Amputret 57 points 2 months ago (19 children)

I mean, the Star Trek timeline was incredibly shitty for humans up until it wasn’t.

[–] Amputret 62 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Are you an energy vampire?

[–] Amputret 21 points 3 months ago (1 children)

They’d manufacture it anyway.

[–] Amputret 1 points 3 months ago

Working in an NHS hospital, nearly anyone in scrubs is wearing Ezi-klogs. Which technically aren’t Crocs, but are so close visually everyone calls them crocs.

[–] Amputret 24 points 3 months ago (4 children)

They don’t slip when the floor is covered in blood/bodily fluids. People shit on Alien Covenant for the slipping on blood scene, you can tell those people have never been around blood before. Also they’re very easy to clean.

[–] Amputret 10 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

Well, be sure you’re in a secluded place when you look at this one. It’s very disturbing. 😳 ::: spoiler :::

[–] Amputret 113 points 3 months ago (10 children)

I don’t think they give a fuck about being on the right side of history. They just care about being on The Right.

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