You're joking but they literally already did this. CW: fucking meat based carrot.
AlpineSteakHouse
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I wouldn't assume anything. That just means they voted in the Republican primary.
It's not an uncommon idea among libs to vote in the opponents primary to pick the option least-bad option.
Tough, I'm just not gonna comment on this either.
Hey, I gotta tell you something. Dogs don't actually like being pet. Every single time you pet a dog they secretly hated and just didn't want to tell you. Everyone else already got the hint already but you just seem to keep petting dogs so they've asked me to break the news to you. Yeah, sorry.
Also, every single time a cat has crawled in your lap and purred they only did so out of obligation.
Astrology is just a socially acceptable way to ask when your birthday is.
But wetness is the presence of moisture
Is there not moisture in the water? Ergo, water is wet.
Even under your definition, water is recursively wet.
Economy sucks and everything is expensive so offering a $5 meal appeals to people who don't want to spend $20 for McDonalds.
I know this is selfish but I'm feeling kinda depressed with the mass adoption of Ozempic. I lost a lot of weight through diet and exercise the past 2 years. Then, they come out with a relatively harmless and easy solution to my problem the second I get to where I wanted to be. I don't even get to have a nice story of willpower because everyone who knows me thinks I just got on Ozempic. Rather than improving myself, I spent 2 years and tons of willpower to be part of a new normal.
It's like a weaver spending years building a hand-powered textile shop and then the fucking industrial revolution happens.
It used to be a bag of chips was a 3-4 bucks and it was a weeks worth of snacks. Now it significantly cuts into my food budget to get anything like that.
At some point, I just asked if I'd rather have a bag of chips or like 3-4 extra ingredients to season my regular meals.
Homemade chips rock. Get some powdered salt and vinegar flavoring and they're god tier.
I just wish they weren't still unhealthy.
The trailer is written like some off-beat PG-13 family comedy.
They should be going to the Grand Canyon with their new stepmom not fucking treasure hunting.
Is it stealing valor to wear a labor union shirt if I'm not part of the union? I saw a cool labor union shirt at Goodwill and I kinda wanted to buy it but I didn't want to get called out for stealing valor of a local union.