Turn around bright eyes Every now and then I fall apart!
Aeao
"MIND-YOUR-OWN- BUSINESS MAN!!!
COP: he plans to rob six banks in 36 hours. We know his list but not the plan-
Mind your own business man : and they're all insured? By the FDIC?
Cop: it's a crime sir
Myobm: yeah ... Three of these got bailouts in the housing market chrisis and the other three forgiven loans in COVID.... All more than what's about to be stolen ...
Cop: doctor theft plans-
Myobm: doctor serves them damn right if you ask me. I'm sitting this out. Not my problems.
I'm sorry. I personally wish I was dead but am not actively suicidal. I get family and friends calling on me over stress comments and have to explain the difference between "it would be easier" and "I'm going to" way too often. Back to back baker acts don't help my mood.
People don't always understand the difference between ignore-help-and make shit more difficult. It's complicated
I'd talk about taffy if we're lucky enough to have it. We chewed rubber across the street from the taffy store hoping to catch a wiff of the taffy. If the wind was right you'd almost smell it over the horse manure we had to carry back and forth.
But you've said you've grown have you? Let me put my glasses on and take a look at ya. How old you get up to now? 17? When I was your age I was 24 and had to hide from the draft but I know you do the best you can and I don't hold it against you. Life is softer now a days, you grew up with all your toes I see. We used to have to write our names on our toes in case they got stolen police weren't now damn good barely got half of them back . .. you're a good boy tho lad. Strapping. Like your Father before he got sloppy and stumbled into all that doctor brain pull crap. Pills making people happy now. If I wanted haUppy I had to go to war and get an arm blown off and you don't see me complaining.
Run along now son and tell your mother I need another rooted beer and make it a good one this time. Damn lazy kids. My father never ask twice a day in his life. He asked once then he kill ya and replace ya with a kid that minded better and they call that abuse now. That's why nothing ever gets done anymore with the construction down the road. Six weeks for pavement and they call it progress. Their lucky. They don't even.... They don't ... damn kids.and their play tubes... Snoring .... We stood in line for our kidneys... Snoring. We drank the lead because it was cleaner than the water snoring ya think you have blue... We had real blue back then not this pansy ass.... Snoring and they think they'll send it mars. Good luck with that I'd say if they were worth a damn to listen..... HEY DONT CHANGE THE CHANNEL IM STILL WATCHING THAT! damn remotes and they wonder why we have diabetes.... Snoring
Dollar tree ordered me to attend meeting to encourage my employees to sell more candy bars... Also they sent a 40 shelf shipment to replace my one missing shelf and told me to put the other 39 in the trash.
Let's go back to whatever crazy nonsense brought this off because it's less depressing than capitalism.
Back in my day you used to be able to buy twelve horseshoe crabs for a nickel... Of course that was before the war... Back then id swear at least two and a half teenth of my crew where horse shew crab but who you going to tell ? Tattling wouldn't be invented for another 2 score years up in Kentucky you had to wait another 6!
But it's was easier and I miss those days. If you could dodge the knowledge toads you were already 12 up on these Irish but we can't say that anymore can we? No sir...now we got to give everything to the freckled folk and act like that's the way it's meant to be but it's not. It wasn't a thing until the battle of leaky hill... But we lost and I had to accept that to get tomatoes down at the Paul's service at a decent price. Don't even get me started about the tomatoes. You never damn believe it.
Sorry I'm going to be a grandfather soon so I'm practicing
Well burn that bridge when we come to it