5parky

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago

Chunk: And this I've time, I mixed up a batch of fake barf, snuck up to the balcony at the theater, and made a noise like "huuuuh, huuuuh" and dumped it over the side.

Fratelli: I think I'm beginning to like this kid, ma.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

It's only fitting considering that avocado means "testicle tree."

[–] [email protected] 18 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Where's the number for gimp mask and tutu?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Roussev was spying on the US as Dr. Jan Itor for a while.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Nail gun lobotomy? Or maybe that was my band name in the 00's. I don't remember for some reason.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

I'll call it Windows 11.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

If you fry it do you falafel?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

47 will just proclaim that all of the protesters were there to celebrate his birthday.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That's a mom that knows that they're ALL much cuter when they're alseep.

[–] [email protected] 220 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Stomp: "I'll have a rum . . . . And coke."

Bartender: "why the pause?"

Stomp: "Dunno, I've always had them."

 

I'd still play it though!

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 months ago

Congress and the judicial branch have fast tracked themselves on a course to redundancy for the past 85 days.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago

Raw irritated penis

 

I'm glad I'm over that eelness.

 

Garbage answers encouraged.

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