Because that's how typography works? Why do you capitalize the first letter in each of your sentences?
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Sounds like you were a 1337 H4X0R back in the day
A moist towelette, that's all you'll get
Where can I find the Department of Motor Veghancles?
Because it's not illegal?
Err, future knowledge might count as material non-public information.
Hello, username cousin
They only have three fingers 🤔
It rings hollow for folks with chronic illnesses, too. It's simply easier to do these things when you're starting from a baseline of health.
Long live Beth Mole for health news!
Did you tell him about fuzzers yet?
It doesn't make as good of a meme, but I think a better analog would be a house that looks fine on the outside, but is completely absurd on closer inspection. Like, random plumbing, 90% of which is unused. Five bedrooms and zero bathrooms. A basement door with no stairs behind it.
She's a regular moaning Myrtle