Open savings account. Travel to future. Withdraw. Travel to past. Deposit. Repeat as necessary.
this post was submitted on 15 Jun 2025
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idk, I'd probably have bitcoin. You don't need a safe investment if you know the future.
Unless bitcoin tanks in the future
same applies for stocks, or lottery numbers
If you have time travel, why would you need money?
Unless you want to reset every day a la groundhog day, I can see it being useful for the same reasons everyone needs money.
If you have the technology to travel in time then you have the technology to hack banks and take any thing you want. But why do something so pedestrian and boring?
Because it's not illegal?
Err, future knowledge might count as material non-public information.
you're suggesting to steal money from banks because you wouldn't need money? I'm not following
Children's Hospital?
Believe it or not the TV show was Goodnight sweetheart (British comedy)
I don't remember a time travel plot in that show.
Rob Corddry was in Hot Tub Time Machine though.
My bad. Spirit World...
SMH
Sorry everyone!
but the market is efficient