this post was submitted on 03 Dec 2023
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[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 years ago (1 children)

A lone Italian man in traditional garb stands alongside a highway. He looks down at this pizza. The camera zooms in on his face. There is a single tear flowing down his cheek.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago

The original "keep America beautiful" ad you're joking about was a lone Italian man with a single tear. The biggest polluters in America that funded that greenwashing blame-shifting noble savage ad campaign hired a guy named Espera Oscar DeCorti.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago (1 children)

This is a psyop to get people to hate the delightful sweet/savory combination of pineapple on pizza

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

It's my favorite pizza topping.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago

That's clearly an unfolded burrito!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago

Fruit pizzas delivered fresh to your home by an owl!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Aight now hear me out, desert pizza's aren't so bad, and this looks pretty good. Dunno bout clementine wedges, that seems like an odd choice.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

This looks like an actual dessert pie, pretty sure that's some kind of frosting or cream spread underneath.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

I like pineapple on pizza

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

Pinebapple pizza is good.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

pineapple/olive is my go to, it's consistently decent from most pizza places

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

"You can't putta the cucumbers on a da pizza!"

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

I spent 13 years of my life in Italy - Pizza with Pineapple on it is overhated. It's not amazing, but it's better than some of the slop out there.