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[–] [email protected] 70 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Oops my bad I will stop buying food until the price goes down.

[–] [email protected] 53 points 2 years ago

proletariatbourgeoisie thank you for your cooperation

[–] [email protected] 53 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Browbeating a single mother of three to stop buying her crying kid a candy bar at the store because her pricey impulse buy is overheating the economy meanwhile my landlord who owns 1,500 properties buys a third private jet.

[–] [email protected] 40 points 2 years ago

using my PC full of silicon and gold literally mined by third world child slaves to figuratively mine fake money and literally overheat the planet while complaining about single mother impulse buys figuratively overheating the economy ancaptain

[–] [email protected] 48 points 2 years ago (1 children)

They're not wrong though. Inflation is our fault. If we would instead choose to use force to take the value of our labor rather than allow the ruling class to steal it from us, we wouldn't be suffering under inflation.

[–] [email protected] 38 points 2 years ago (1 children)

waltuh no more half measures walter

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 years ago (1 children)

whatever happened to that bit account? did they get bored?

[–] [email protected] 29 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 years ago (1 children)

:bart-say-the-line: (why do we not have this emote??)

[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 years ago

no more half measures walter

[–] [email protected] 46 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Weird because bourgeois economists have admitted, all the way up to the IMF and World Bank, that they don't understand and can't model for inflation (cause its caused by capitalist greed and their salary depends on not understanding). Marxist economists don't have that problem.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 2 years ago (1 children)

So much for basic economics

[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 years ago

It's advanced economics (econ 201).

[–] [email protected] 41 points 2 years ago

Just stop paying rent and live in the street, dummy.

Wait, what do you mean that's criminalized and will make you a constant target of the police?

[–] [email protected] 37 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Real hourly earnings for workers in the tenth percentile of wage distribution went up more than 8 percent in the past three and a half years, the economists David Autor, Arindrajit Dube, and Annie McGrew found.

Amazing how neither the article nor the linked study say how much that increase was in absolute dollars. Wouldn’t want people to know the baseline.

Three years ago, the pandemic gnarled supply chains around the world, leading to shortages of many consumer goods. At the same time, the American government transferred roughly $1.8 trillion to households in the form of generous unemployment-insurance benefits, an amped-up child tax credit, stimulus checks, and delayed or forgiven student-loan payments. Less supply, more demand—it was a recipe for higher costs.

Never mind the trillions the Fed spent to float the repo market or the numerous analyses showing corporate profits to be the main cause of inflation, no it’s you dirty consumers for not being frugal enough (also please don’t be frugal it hurts our stock investments).

[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 years ago

purchasing power parity? inflation? what's that?!?!?! line just go up! that simple!

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 years ago

went up more than 8 percent in the past three and a half years

By the magic of calculating what that is with compound interest, that's only 2.3% growth per year.

Everyone loves using misleading percentages of growth to paint whatever picture they want. Everything should only be in yearly compound growth numbers.

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[–] [email protected] 37 points 2 years ago (1 children)

you know the contradictions are hitting all time highs when the capitalist media starts putting out "participating in capitalism is ruining capitalism". god bless.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 years ago

Can’t wait for the follow up article “unemployment is your fault because people aren’t consuming enough”

[–] [email protected] 37 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Always love when these op-eds encourage behaviors that they will shriek about the results of one month down the line. Annie probably already has her "Millennials are Killing the Luxury Goods Market!" written and ready to go

[–] [email protected] 32 points 2 years ago

The thing is, luxury foods are ironically less expensive. The inflation is all in the shit we need to buy like food, gas, and rent. Their arguement is literally that we should stop buying food.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 years ago (2 children)

She's married to Ezra Klein and is a neoliberal UBI supporter. She definitely believes this stuff and thinks everything's mostly fine in the economy.

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[–] [email protected] 28 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

In a sane world I could simply look at this and go "Oh, this is an elaborate ploy by a depressed writer to make someone kill them." But now everybody in that millieu is on like seven layers of contranianism and copium so it's hard to know what to make of this.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 2 years ago (1 children)

"Hmm, my OpEd writer career would be set if I could just provoke leftist podcasters to read them while recording.

I know what to do!"

[–] [email protected] 28 points 2 years ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 years ago (1 children)

it's more fun as a DIY project imo

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 years ago (1 children)

You get a lot more satisfaction at routing out the channels for the blade yourself.

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 years ago

Sans Culottes to Annie: "This is your fault"

[–] [email protected] 27 points 2 years ago

My bad. I really should just hold out with buying food until they lower the prices.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 years ago

How is it my fault when I'm not buying stuff?

The entire market literally only wants to sell to billionaires now, how is it my fault us poors literally got forgotten about as a consumer base? So much so that we are not needed even as consumers anymore?

[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

The poors spending extravagantly on food and rent. But TVs instead they're cheap!

[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 years ago

Message received. I will steal expensive things instead

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 years ago (1 children)

once a proud bastion of highbrow libshit, The Atlantic has removedd into midbrow ragebait libshit.

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Why is it capitalists can't make up their mind? Are we supposed to buy their shit or not?

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 years ago

We're supposed to buy their shit, feel ashamed if we can't, and take the blame for what they do.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 years ago

if you're angry at the price of bread why do you keep eating

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 years ago (3 children)

No, just no!

There's reason why in r/GenZedong, we shan't sarcastically call for his name...

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 years ago

the subtitle is a bit i've done countless times

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 years ago

"Sure, Joe Biden might have blown up NordStream - here's why this is Germany's fault"

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