I'm bringing the average down for everyone.
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it's OK my slutty ass is bringing the average up
These antiquated institutions probably don’t count blowies, fingerblasting, etc either.
Also, orgies don't count. I would never call they'll my partners. I don't even know their names!
Business acquaintances
It was a networking function
Asexual me:
The question is wrong. It should read
"Number of sexual partners people are willing to admit to on a form."
Define a lifetime... Are we talking a week or?
Jesus those are low numbers. My wife and I are both in the high 60s
I find it bizarre as well. 52-yo and 50+ for me. Just got married last Friday or that number would be growing. Turns out having all your teeth and hair and being non-fat is quite the deal to the middle-aged chicks.
But really, how does a man not just "ooops" into 7 or more partners in his entire life?!
Many people only have sex with people they are in long term relationships with, and many people have fewer than seven long term relationships throughout their lives.
I'm not super comfortable being touched so I really only go for long term relationships.
Right? Like the only people I know who have numbers like those shown got married right out of high-school or are super religious
I must be the only gay man with an average body count.
So how do you account for “I have literally no idea”?
I was a niteclub bouncer for 10 years. Its a miracle my dick hasnt fallen off.
My time on the door of a gay club was one of the greatest times of my life. The regulars would bring their straight girl friends in after a breakup, they have fruity cocktails, dance with stupidly attractive men then aim them at me at the end of the night because they knew I was single.
Real MVPs each and every one of them.
Assuming this doesn't count cruising and bath houses?
Median != average
are those men and women flies?
Can anyone help me understand the meme?
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Is the meme saying that the number for men is higher because of gays? Would it be mathematically impossible for it to be different if only straight sex counted?
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Or is the meme joking that gay people have way more partners than that?
It's #2, the meme is saying that gay men have more sexual partners than straight men.