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Awoo VS blah, which is the best monster?

No you can't just pick goblin, it has to be one of the two.

Vote here: https://strawpoll.com/Q0ZpRDQBAnM

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 years ago (1 children)

take a wlid guess what i voted

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I voted werewolf because they are working class heroes.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago

vampires are landlords

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I've never seen a vampire drinking a piña colada at Trader Vic's

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)

But vampires do have perfect hair (which is weird since they cant see themselves in the mirror)

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago

man think about how much werewolves must spend on conditioner

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago

:"I used to think Vampires were cool people, you know? But then I found out, a Werewolf can kill a Vampire!" - Herschel Walker (2022):

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago
[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago

Gonna have'ta say vampires on this one.

Werewolves just remind me too much of what puberty felt like, so, hard pass on them.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

Are werewolves bourgeoisie?

dubois-depressed

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

Depends on who wins the Monster Mash dance off.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

Poll is rigged, because we don't have a user named blah

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

vampires are real, werewolves are just a sexy superstition

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

Results inconclusive.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

That werewolf doesn't have doggy ears. It's just a chewbacca. But the chewbacca wins because they are big teddy bears who always help their friends, while draculas suck your blood and are garlic intolerant, which is a dealbreaker