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[–] [email protected] 75 points 2 years ago (2 children)

This is quality.

Also, I love answering "inclusive Or" questions like it's a condition in a program, so many eyerolls.
So few people ever use Xor.

[–] [email protected] 38 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I kinda wish xor (pronounced "zor"?) would enter the common English lexicon. It'd be so useful to just have different words for inclusive or vs exclusive or.

[–] [email protected] 51 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I’ve always heard and said it as “ex-or.”

[–] [email protected] 27 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Ex-or makes much more sense considering it stands for EXclusive OR.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago

I hate it it makes sense but i hate it

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

It does make sense, but I feel like it's severely lacking in the mouth feel department.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Usually you would only answer the first part if it's true, so if you're both you would just say true after they said male. If you're running inefficiently then ig you can wait until they say the full question.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

Oh trust me, I'm anything but optimized or efficient.

[–] [email protected] 58 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Reminder to use a fucking holster when appendix carrying. Or carrying at all, really.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

If they have any external appendages down there, that's a quick and easy way to lose it.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

there's gotta be a better way to get bottom surgery though, right?

[–] [email protected] 56 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago

Sexuality: Freedom

[–] [email protected] 55 points 2 years ago (5 children)

What's to stop it from blowing your bollocks off every time you sit down?

[–] [email protected] 83 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 47 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Cant blow off your balls if you have no balls

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Where then do I store my pee?

[–] [email protected] 53 points 2 years ago

Ah, surprise transitioning. Very fashionable.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Assuming it's just thrown in there, nothing really but the hope the trigger doesn't get caught on your pants button. If it's in a proper inside-the-waist holster, there's a trigger guard that makes sure the bang switch isn't accidentally hit. Outside of that, good trigger discipline will keep whatever genitals your packing safe

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I was referencing a line from the movie “Snatch” where Turkish asks Tommy why he has a gun down his pants.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)

My apologies, I haven't seen that yet

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 years ago

It's an amazing movie that I highly recommend.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago

As I recall, the gun just didn't work and was no danger.

Unless you just hit him with it.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

That's the joke

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 years ago (1 children)

LGBTQ people can't be oppressed easily if they are armed.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

Hi there! Looks like you linked to a Lemmy community using a URL instead of its name, which doesn't work well for people on different instances. Try fixing it like this: [email protected]

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 years ago

Careful, you might blow off your... uh...

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 years ago
[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Are you a male or female? Sure. I can be either one. I'm a human foremost, and I contain multitudes of possibility. Best of both worlds or all possible worlds - which means I don't carry a gun because I don't lay down in the sewers where the scum is. I have the superpower to live a life of peace and stability and freedom from fear.

[–] [email protected] 36 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Are you male or female?

My dad is male and my mom is female, so basically, I'm mixed

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Omg this is how I'm describing my gender from now on haha

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

Yeah it's weird, mine were like that also. I prefer to think of myself as a whole person with lots of mixed powerful possibilities (like you), someone who can utilize the talents and traits of either gender as I wish (I don't happen to believe one gender has better traits than another).

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

yes, yes is always the answer for the between

[–] UniDestroyer 1 points 2 years ago

Upvote for appendix carry.