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[–] [email protected] 55 points 2 years ago (5 children)

What's to stop it from blowing your bollocks off every time you sit down?

[–] [email protected] 83 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 47 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Cant blow off your balls if you have no balls

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Where then do I store my pee?

[–] [email protected] 53 points 2 years ago

Ah, surprise transitioning. Very fashionable.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Assuming it's just thrown in there, nothing really but the hope the trigger doesn't get caught on your pants button. If it's in a proper inside-the-waist holster, there's a trigger guard that makes sure the bang switch isn't accidentally hit. Outside of that, good trigger discipline will keep whatever genitals your packing safe

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I was referencing a line from the movie “Snatch” where Turkish asks Tommy why he has a gun down his pants.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)

My apologies, I haven't seen that yet

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 years ago

It's an amazing movie that I highly recommend.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago

As I recall, the gun just didn't work and was no danger.

Unless you just hit him with it.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

That's the joke