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Dark Brandon meme kinda seems different after all the ethnic cleansing
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Pokemon go to the polls 
Damn this emote goes hard
Yes if Joe just references the Dark Brandon meme, he'll lock up that Skibidi demographic of 12-14 year-olds and win.
Haven't seen anyone under 30 using the Dark Brandon meme.
Please Dark Brandon call Trump a tankie so I can fire off a fire tweet
bro they're calling him a genocidal warmonger on every corner of tiktok they don't give a single fuck about your shitty meme. do liberals think college kids are fucking stupid?
do liberals think college kids are fucking stupid?
Lanyard liberals are convinced that they are the Adults In The Room that Make The Hard Decisions and Get Shit Done, just like in their treats. Anyone that disagrees with their position must not be an Adult In The Room that Makes The Hard Decisions and Gets Shit Done. 
The West Wing brain
He got elected on an ice cream meme
he ogt elected because people were anti-trump
he got elected on lesser evilism and people naively hoping for a few good things like student debt relief
Also the ice cream meme was a gen x/boomer thing and Trump was the always the candidate with more personality and meme material
Genocide? More like JOE-icide! Am I right, fellow kids?
'Cidin with Biden
the 2024 slogan is literally Finish The Job
Wait, for real?!?! Are they that tone deaf or just evil??? I already know the answer is Yes
I thought you had to be joking, so I googled it. You were not joking. It sounds like a punchline!!!?!?!?! wtf
kids don't watch debates, they'll maybe catch a clip if someone does something really, really stupid and bad.
Next debate to have Subway Surfers on picture-in-picture to cater to zoomers
The president looks concerned. "I wonder - does anybody else smell burning rubber?"
Eh young people definitely do watch at least some highlights of debates. I was in high school during the 2020 debates (we had hybrid learning after some point in lockdown so almost half the school was in person), and my teacher had to shush several kids in our physics class because they kept talking and laughing about it
Similar experience during the dem debates, all my friends and everyone in my classes seemed to be clowning on Biden and Buttigieg and rooting for Bernie (my asshole history teacher even called a couple girls in our class naive socialists for saying they liked Bernie)
(my asshole history teacher even called a couple girls in our class naive socialists for saying they liked Bernie
Correct, but for all the wrong reasons. : (
(my asshole history teacher even called a couple girls in our class naive
Pssht. Sounds like those girls aren't The Adults In The Room that Make The Hard Decisions and Get Shit Done.
I thought Biden already tried to appropriate the Dark Brandon meme. He squandered it to waffle about working with the Republicans.
"I want my republicans friends to know the Dark Brandon stuff is just for show. We need to do the work of the American people. And I need the youth vote - haha. Workin' together is key. Just today - Representative Larry Luftwaffe (R-Alabama) presented some legislation he hopes will get bipartisan support involving trans rights, gay people adopting babies, and black Americans voting."
"Due to his strong white Christian fundamentalist beliefs - he's against all those things. But I'm sure we can hash out a compromise with our friends across the aisle! We're the United States of America - gosh darn it. You know what I say. There's nothing we can't do if we do it together."
I choose to believe this isn't a bot
They're certainly not a 
the [wordone]_[wordtwo][intString] usernames certainly look very suspect. I'm more inclined to think it's dudes posting from a US military base rather than bots, but that's really just a gut feeling
Oh that's the username generator on reddit.
When that shit got introduced I didn't know initially, and wondered why suddenly everyone had bot usernames...
oh
You know, I loved my Dark Brandon Rises trailer audio I worked so hard on for 30 minutes. But I don't think I can love it anymore
but still morally centered
And where is that morality centered? 
And where is that morality centered? 
My morality is centered around enabling genocide
I prefer "99% Hitler"