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[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Or they would stay inside until the windows broke and then come out through them, while saying I told you so.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

...would the windows be acceptable if they're open?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

They are... well, at least notepad.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I will use wine to douse the fire.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Hope I have enough water in Bottles to douse the fire.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

But the Bottles was stored in my Flat Packs and the fire burnt the Flat Packs

[–] radau 5 points 2 years ago

I'll just update my Nvidia drivers so I can't see any more outta sight outta mind

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

p-p-p-p-PENGOO-PENGOO

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

I would upgrade openssl until the fire crashes.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Once you throw a brick through your window, it becomes an ex-window system, and then we're all good.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

find an open Arch

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Jokes on you, Linux users actually love real windows, its MS Windows that we hate.

Its morly wrong to support proprietary software, especially Microsoft's through use and advice. And when you are made to use it, everything is so needlessly difficult to do, its like a chalenge puzzle to get it to do what you want, but its not a fun one, it makes you want to pull out your hair.

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