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Ok why do my hotdogs keep doing this

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[–] [email protected] 33 points 2 years ago (1 children)

The question is why don't all hot dogs do this? Look at those wonderful browned edges, those are going to be way tastier than any uniform pink boiled sadness logs. Put them on a different bun it in a wrap if you need to, but don't change how you're cooking them!!

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Lol I like cutting my hotdogs and shallow-frying them, and I was getting creative with how I cut them

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago

Don't stop! Odd shape aside, you're doing it right!

[–] [email protected] 26 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Probably cause you keep slicing them like that before you cook them?

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 years ago

I don't know what you're talking about

[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Forget the hot dog. How you fucked up so much cutting the bread on the right?

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Some brands are pre-cut. Their machinery has a little variance in that cutting process.

Don't know if that's the case with OP, they could still have absolute shit aim.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 years ago (1 children)

All brands of hotdog bun are pre-cut where I live

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)

You should support uncut hot dog buns.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 years ago

I wish my bun was uncut

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

Biblically accurate hotdogs

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago

They look crispy and delicious, probably the best way to make them in my opinion.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

In his hot dog in R'leyh, fried C'thulu waits dreaming .

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago

They yearn to be free

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

Spider-dog, spider-dog

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

my brother in christ you are making prinskorv

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

AI sure does drift pretty close to the sun sometimes

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

AI? No this is real. These are real hotdogs I ate the other day

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Why are they all peeled up like that then?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

If you cut the ends before frying then they'll do that

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Why do people cut the ends before frying them?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

You should cut off the hotdog anuses before you cook them.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Is there an actual culinary reason or...?

Serious question, I rarely ever cook or eat hot dogs

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

Hahaha no, I was making a reference to this Oatmeal comic:

https://theoatmeal.com/comics/bananus

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

If you cut them in half, or split the ends, there's more surface area to crisp up

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

I’d guzzle

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

They do this if you fart while making them

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

Are you... Cooking them in your ass? 🤨