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[–] [email protected] 83 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

It won’t work for all girls, but it will work for the right girl.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 years ago

It would absolutely have worked on me... back in the day

[–] [email protected] 59 points 2 years ago (1 children)

"Whoops, I dropped my monster admission pass that I use for my magnum botanical garden."

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)

It's not the size of your arboretum...

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago

It's not the growth of your trees

It's the arrangement of your gardens

[–] [email protected] 38 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Heyyyyy…What’s your third favorite cactus?

[–] [email protected] 55 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

[–] [email protected] 31 points 2 years ago (3 children)

She knows the botanical gardens are free access but pretends not to

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Shit, it's $15 per person in Denver. An annual pass would work on me for sure. I have the zoo and the science museum but a girl can only afford so many memberships.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

There's always Hudson Gardens.

I guess $15 isn't given how much there is to see.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 years ago

Phipps in Pittsburgh, which is wonderful, is not free and I have 100％ taken multiple dates there and its always a panty-dropper

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

Not all of them, obvs

[–] [email protected] 27 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I remember a guy I went on a date with whipped out his annual museum membership pass when we went there. It legitimately sealed the deal for me.

We went on many more dates.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

And you're currently married?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)

No, but unfortunately, he was.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

Ah shoot. Didn't see that coming.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 years ago

I bought a botanical garden pass last year. Solid deal.

Much of it goes to upkeep and giving a job to Betty, a 70yo cashier.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 years ago

He must use Arch.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

My move was a Five Guys frequent customer card with all the holes punched out. Who would pass up a free burger?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago

Me with my annual state park pass

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

But this would actually work on me tho