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this post was submitted on 09 Nov 2023
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I mean, I dated a few witches back in the day but all the sage burning fucked with my allergies and their crystals hurt like hell to step on
Nah, the good stuff is setting up with Hellenistic pagans
You get wine, cheese stuffed in grape leaves and fun little bonfires
Non fash Norse ones are cool too, you get lots of mead
I do like mead...
Maybe if you got rid of that old yee-yee ass beard you got you'd get some witches on your dick. Oh, better yet, maybe Morrigan’ll call your dog-ass if she ever stop fuckin' with that archmage or cleric she fucking with
bitch im the most prolific cryomancer you ever saw i can summon tears at will like nobodies business
Slam that scrying mirror for more patriotic wizard funnies in your inbox!
Cryo-, not Cyro-
Fool! I cast Wrecking Ball!
Forget witches, we out here smoking elven moongrass
Lit a bowl so big they thought the spellplague was back