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Bit idea: Become a grifter (hexbear.net)

submitted 2 years ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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What's not to love about being a grifter? You can make the world a worse place AND take money from unsuspecting people for basically no effort at all! Honestly if every leftist was a grifter we could probably redistribute most of the worlds wealth to the working class just by doing almost nothing. First we grift it all away from the rich and then we give it to the working class. Like Robin Hood. But more based. And also more problematic.

So for a bit just become a grifter! It's literally that easy. Post your grift ideas here. My grift is posting bit ideas. Sorry folks I am being paid for this

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

I am starting a Tactical Underwear line made with military-grade Kevlar material - the only fabric known to hold heavy conservative balls. No more relying on liberal soycuck cotton underwear that are worn out every few months. (Every conservative knows this fact!)

Designed in America with patriotic fervor. (We’re a Chinese company with a registered office in South Dakota)

Selling at $75 a piece, and $125 for the Rapid Deployment (express shipping) option. Sales tax not included in pricing.

Comes with a free “God Saves America” bumper sticker.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

You can shid and piss in these bad bois all day and you'll still never leak

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago (2 children)

AND take money from unsuspecting people for basically no effort at all!

honestly grifting sounds like a lot of work, just constantly having to invent brazen lies to beg for money but with extra steps

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Its easy to invent lies honestly. Just say the first thing that pops into your head and when asked to back it up say the next first thing that pops into your head and do that forever until people either stop asking you or give you money

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

in my own experience people stop asking me long before they give me money

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

If you say enough wrong things in a row really fast, you can overwhelm them and make it really hard to fact check you without wasting hours of their time.

See: Shapiro, Ben

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

i need a grift where i don't have to talk to anyone. maybe i could hire an actor to play a preacher and just leave out the part where it's a real congregation, not extras

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

Become a grifter of chuds, like selling them coffee that actually supports your collectivist project.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

This is why everyone thinks your username is infamousbit

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago

The real bit was my username the whole time

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

I've thought about starting an online essential oil and supplement store for a long time. You gotta go full health guru to really bring in that residual cash flow though.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

You gotta be a white guy with dreads or a white woman who talks really slow and is always smiling to be successful in that industry