Wait, you can drink brine? I assumed it was like seawater. Brb gonna cut my water bill in half and then get hypernatremia.
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I don't do much with pickles at all, so I have never had the problem of dealing with brine
secret camera footage of my kitchen, except the brine drinker looks more like a tall Moe and the skeptic has same hair but bigger tits
Sometimes I'll drink the pickle brine, yeah. Shit's delicious. I also drink the bean juice after cracking a fresh can of black beans.
This is such a wholesome post I love this.
drink the bean juice
This one is new to me! What is it like?
Idk if he's ever tried that, but I'm going to tell him about it, this sounds like a thing he would do.
It's like drinking the broth of a bean soup! Beany and proteiny. If you drink enough of it, you wind up looking like this:
All my friends make fun of me for drinking the bean juice but they're just jealous
Olive brine goes in dirty martinis. Pickle brine can go in savory mixed drinks like Bloody Marys.
I found a recipe once for a “pickled martini” that used pickle juice instead of olive brine - it was really good.
Combine with buttermilk and hot sauce and soak your chicken in it for awhile before frying.
It's beautiful.
Oh my. I have to try this!
Brine is a powerful anti-hangover weapon.
I know someone who saves it to drink it later. He is my husband. Honestly, even after 20 years together, I didn't realize this about him.
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I do not fucking DRINK the brine, I use it as a marinade or to pickle red onions, the brine of which also makes a great marinade
a shot of pickle brine helps with bad leg cramps
I keep a few jars of pickle brine around for when I need to replenish electrolytes. I don't as much any more since I am not running as often or as long distances. But my former roommate always kept a giant pickle jar that he would top off with normal sized jars of pickles he would buy, because he was a really serious runner that would always drink some after doing 10+ mile runs.
So, I guess middle ground?
If anyone is poor or looking to save cash etc. then the WHO Oral Rehydration Solution recipe is really simple:
1L of water (5 US cups)
6 teaspoons of sugar
½ a level teaspoon of salt
Less is more with this; a more dilute version is nearly as effective whereas going overboard can negatively impact its effectiveness.
Works really well if you're dehydrated, especially if you are dehydrated due to being sick.
Ohhhhhh - it's like free Gatorade, but better
this never occurred to me, thank you ❤️ he really likes savory way more than sweet, this makes a ton of sense
For similar reasons, it is also a folk hangover cure, since it helps with replenishing electrolytes and rehydrating after drinking a lot.
Brine is like nature's Gatorade. When I'm hungover I crave that shit. So it's good for him!
Throw some baby carrots in there. Boom, pickled carrots. Great with a sandwich.
I save brine from pickled peppers and use it to make a delicious spicy sauce.
I am intrigued and would love to know more about this sauce!
There's no exact recipe, but what I do is heat the brine on the stove and then add coconut oil, nooche, and xanthan gum. Blend it all together with an egg beater and then pour it into the jars I save while it's still hot so as it cools the jars seal themselves.
I'm still experimenting with the exact balance of ingredients, but this recent batch was 1 part oil and 1 part nooche to 2 parts brine. I put the nooche in a coffee grinder first so it's an extremely fine powder, then xanthan gum is sprinkled into the mix as it's blending until it's nice and thick.
Lots you can do with some brine in cooking...super secret weapon in lots of sauces and soups and similar things. I wouldn't dump a whole jar of it in but a splash of brine could add much needed salt and acid to pretty much anything.
I don't use it for this because I don't make enough stuff that would benefit from it to but that's certainly something I could see using it for.
To DRINK it though? Doesn't sound good for you but I guess a little as a treat now and again sounds like am exciting palate hit so why not
One good use of leftover brine is this:
Submerge thinly sliced red onion into leftover brine and keep it in the fridge. After a couple of days you have a delicious, super-easy addition which is perfect for Mexican food and which goes really well in salads and as a side for lots of other dishes.
I like pickles and I feel like I've had some kind of shot that involves pickle brine in the past but I dont generally save brine nah
Have you considered a pickling hobby? The hard work is over, just throw some new stuff in there. My favs to pickle are daikons and okra.
I do keep the brine to drink, especially like Claussens pickles, it's a great drinkable juice. But most people in my house think it's weird and also insist on dumping it if it's been there for more than like a day to make room in the fridge, since nobody else but me drinks it.
Recipe for a shit ton of bbq sauce:
A half cup or so of pickle brine (doesn’t matter what kind, the more flavorful the better) A Half cup or so of brown sugar to taste Some salt One little baby can of tomato paste One little stubby can of chipotles in adobo Some apple sided vinegar Whatever else makes you happy, some chili flakes, coffee syrup, canned peaches, whatever
Get the brine and sugar combined over low heat in a little pot. Add the chipotles and tomato paste, purée with a stick blender (you could also do this cold in a blender I guess). Add salt to taste, whatever you have on hand to make it spicy (stop early with the spice, it will grow) or whatever else, then add either more brine or apple cider vinegar and brown sugar to balance the flavor and get the texture how you want it.
Makes four to six little jars. They’re acidic enough to do water bath canning.
I pickle/brine other things with it, sometimes including meats.
There tends to not be enough pickle juice for all the stuff I would rather pickle than lose, so I don't really accumulate it. I do accumulate empty jars in my pantry, though.
he never complained about you dumping them out?
I don't think he realized that's why they were disappearing.
He's not great at mental inventory management - out of sight, out of mind.
i'm picturing these jars of olives and pickles. how quickly are they eaten?
i suspect they linger a while, nearly empty but with a stray kalamata or gherkin or two. slowly drained of brine until you probably quite reasonably decide it's been there long enough and toss it.
he's never complained but also you've never noticed him drinking pickle juice for 20 years. until now? did he take a swig from the jar or pour out a glass?
you probably quite reasonably decide it's been there long enough and toss it.
THANK YOU 😂
To clarify - I've seen him take occasional sips from the jar; I knew he liked the brine. I didn't know he liked it so much that he was sad when I dumped it out.
You're on the right track with the single olive/pickle left theory of what was happening. There would frequently be a jar with one or even none, so I would put it on the list, add the stray to some snack for him or our kid, and dump the jar.
He didn't complain because he is very much an "out of sight, out of mind" kinda guy and not very complain-y in general. He opened the fridge, didn't find his brine, assumed he either drank it all and forgot or someone else tossed it, and he moved on with his life.
The mental image of him pouring himself a nice, tall glass of olive brine and putting a drink umbrella on it is just absolutely sending me, thank you.
Deeply antisocial behavior. Divorce him at once, for your own safety
Sometimes I'll throw some new cucumber slices in there, but usually I throw it away.
You can reuse brine for all kinds of stuff, especially veggies, garlic, asparagus, etc. You could also probably use it for sauces or cocktails but I haven't tried either of those.
Brine is delicious, but I don't stockpile it. It's awesome for cooking (so many flavors!), so I'll often add some of the brine instead of tap water and cut some of the salt from the recipe.
If you want something productive with it that doesn't seem weird, boil some vegetable waste in the brine to make vegetable stock.
Pickle brine is great for salads, especially bulgur. But no I don't stockpile it. Olive brine is really salty though? I don't know how it is in other countries but there really isn't much brine to speak of and its really salty.